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FridayJune062008

Goal Of The Day: Juan Pablo Angel Pulls A Fast One.

Make no mistake that Juan Pablo Angel will be analyzed, criticized, admired, hated and revered as the saving grace for the New York Red Bulls once Jozy Altidore departs for Recreativo Huelva Villareal. (More on Recreativo in a bit.)...

MondayApril072008

Jozy Altidore At ESPNZone, Needs More Hookers

The Offside New York Red Bulls have some exclusive pictures of Jozy Altidore doing some not-so-exciting autograph signing at an ESPNZone this weekend, but it’s important to see that Jozy is still up for hanging with regular folk. Enjoy...

WednesdayMarch052008

Battle Of The Red Bulls

Can a Red Bull house divided by itself stand… each other? That’s the question after the two Red Bull franchises—MLS’s New York and Salzburg—met in Austria for an exhibition game against each other. And like every family gathering, it...

FridayFebruary152008

Should Jozy Altidore's Next Road Trip Be A Long One?

When you’re on the cover of a video game next to Ronaldinho and there’s talk of the world’s richest clubs targeting you, it’s hard not to get a big head. Luckily, 18-year-old American prodigy Jozy Altidore, who’s on the...

FridayJanuary112008

Heads Up: Behold The Tall Man's Two-Inch Vertical!

UNC’s Tyler Hansbrough dunks on 7’7 Kenny Wright of UNC-Ashville. Come on! How unathletic do you have to be to prevent a guy a foot shorter than you dunking a ball four feet above your head? [YouTube] So if...

WednesdayDecember192007

Juan Carlos Osorio To Bring Excerise Science To New York Red Bulls

It was either heading back to native Colombia for Juan Carlos Osorio, or sticking around in the MLS. He’s a smart man. Osorio was named the New York Red Bulls newest head coach making him the 11th manager in...

FridayDecember072007

Jozy Altidore Speaks The Truth About His Dreams

We’re now going to admit a fascination with Jozy Altidore’s blog on the New York Times. It’s so rare to read an up-and-coming player be so transparent about his desire to get the hell out of where he is—in...

TuesdayDecember042007

European Trash Is MLS' Treasure: Ukrainian Andriy Shevchenko Headed To The US.

The latest trend among depleting European soccer players has been speculating upon a move to the MLS. We’re never the first choice. It’s like being the last one on the prom queen’s dating roster, but at least we’re on...

MondayDecember032007

Jozy Altidore Can't Talk About Real Madrid, But Gives Us The Scoop On His Affinity For Chinese Food

New York Red Bulls star youngster Jozy Altidore is a regular contributor to the New York Times Soccer blog cleverly named “Goal.” He wrote in last week from China and dispelled absolutely nothing about his links to Spanish giants...

FridayNovember302007

New York Red Bulls Park To Be More European, Hooligans Still Outlawed

The MLS has been plagued by endless scrutiny that the American game doesn’t have an international feel. Apparently all of those Latin Americans and ol’ geezers from Germany aren’t hacking it. So MLS team’s have been brainstorming as to...

MondayNovember052007

Who Got Hired And Who Got Fired: Recent Developments In Sports Management.

We couldn’t help but notice the abundance of stories concerning managers and coaches today. It must be manager sweepstakes time, but today was seriously bordering ridiculous. We understand coaches are just as significant as players, (you really can’t have...

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