Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: While most of the nation wonders if there are going to be no Yankees or Red Sox in the playoffs for the first time since early in the Clinton administration, Boston is...

Alex Rodriguez made a pit stop in the Bronx earlier this week and hooked up with the new “Menudo” boys at an event at Franz Siegel park during the “Day Of Encouragement”, which honored Babe Ruth and his legacy....

Because we know you’re so eager to catch up on the latest Alex Rodriguez/Madonna news. It’s been about three weeks since we last wrote on the allegedly-screwing-but-no-one-knows-for-sure duo, so we thought an update was necessary. Turns out Alex Rodriguez...

After reading about yesterday’s verdict giving a Napolese man $3K for being insulted by a banner hung from Inter Milan’s stadium, we never thought it would be topped. And actually, it hasn’t—it is a pretty ridiculous lawsuit—but a Boston...

Earlier, when we told you that scouts working for the Washington Nationals and Cincinnati Reds were being investigated by the FBI and MLB for asking signed Dominican players to kickback some of their salary, we had a sneaking suspicion...

Everyone has been speculating as to how much dough Cynthia Rodriguez stands to gain from her inevitable divorce from Alex Rodriguez. Considering he’s the richest baseball player in the history of the league, Cynthia is sure to be receiving...

MLB: Jason Giambi’s been sporting a nice ‘stach the last few weeks and Mike Mussina decided to show his solidarity with this fake mustache tribute. It looks like a skunk claimed his upper lip. The Yanks went on to...

You’d have a better chance of being struck by lightning five times in your lifetime than ever see a baseball perched on a fence for a few seconds. And thanks to ESPN, every single angle is covered. [With Leather]...

Manny Ramirez, despite his recent foibles, has a place in everyone’s heart. That’s why were shocked when we read an interview on ESPN Deportes where he doesn’t shoot down the idea of going to the worst team any Red...

Man, Alex Rodriguez’s friends are a chatty bunch. If they’re not calling him too dumb to take steriods, they’re calling him too dumb to keep from falling for Madonna’s wily Kabbalah ways. That’s what his ex-trainer and ex-friend Dodd...

We underestimated the magnitude of the Alex Rodriguez affair with Madonna ordeal and now we’ve diverted to the twilight zone area known as “Um, Are you seriously serious,m man?” We didn’t believe it yesterday when our Debbie-Deb hating sister...

Would it be coarse to say Jose Molina won’t be doing any humping on hump day? Ha. Of course, but it’s never stopped us. This is from Monday night’s Texas Rangers/New York Yankees game and it’s a clear representation...

Our chola sister at Guanabee turned us onto some story earlier today about Alex Rodriguez reportedly mingling with Madonna’s torpedo bras. That is, they might be having an affair. We don’t keep tabs on Madonna but it turns out...

The New York Yankees are hosting this year’s MLB All-Star Game and they don’t seem to mind that David Ortiz will be participating the game. They also don’t mind that people are tossing around comparisons between the Sultan of...

Someone needs to smack MLB referees for blowing yet another call during a game. Alex Rodriguez was robbed of his virginity of a homerun last night during the Yankees game against Baltimore. It appeared that a hard hit flyball...

The Tampa Bay Rays sent the New York Yankees to their current domain: last place in the standings. It’s undeniably the worst slump the team’s been in all season. And there doesn’t seem to be a cure. Unless you...

Alex Rodriguez has gone ahead and recorded a message to be played after Manny Ramirez hits his 500th career home run (he’s at 498, not that he’s cognizant of it). But this message doesn’t contain the words “douche,” “asshat”...

Out of all the people that Alex Rodriguez could at least hope wouldn’t criticize him publicly, you’d hope that his wife Cynthia would be on the top of the list. Apparently it’s time to make a new list because...

At some point, someone much wiser that us is going to strap a microphone tp Ozzie Guillen’s body so the world can know what’s coming out of his mouth 24/7. It can’t be any worse than Barry Bonds’ reality...

Good thing no one was severely injured or else we’d have three or four posts to write about this. Wait a minute. Rats. [Fan IQ] Brazil’s Romario wants everyone to know he joined the Mile High club a few...

At this time of the year, when the sun begins to come out and the children start to play, the freezer (and the treats that lie within) becomes our friend. Leave it to new Yankees manager Joe Girardi to...

eBay—it’s not just for unloading your Go-Bots collection anymore! It’s now the go-to place for on-the-fly charity auctioneering, as best exemplified by the Jimmy Fund’s high-end sale of the David Ortiz jersey the Yankees spent $50,000 to dig up...

In the greatest Yankee save since Derek Jeter’s backhand toss threw out Jeremy Giambi in 2001, the team yesterday unearthed a Red Sox jersey from the site of the still-being-built new Yankee Stadium. In a scene reminiscent of Geraldo...

It’s the opening week of Major League Baseball and the words “omen” and New York Yankees/Boston Red Sox rivalry have already crossed the threshold of annoyance for all of that could care less about those teams. It all came...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: The New York Yankees filled Yankees Stadium Tuesday night to begin their 85th and final year. You’re either going to care, or you’re not. It is the Yankees we’re talking about. NY...

Newsday caught up to New York Yankees third-baseman Alex Rodriguez and questioned him about Jose Canseco’s recently leaked accusations (like, six hours ago) that Rodriguez was a steroid user and also someone who wanted to sleep with Canseco’s wife....

We’ve all been there. You feel a little in the dumps and the only thing that can cure it is a little retail therapy. But if you’re the Yankees and the Mets, and you feel a little sad because...

Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is rapidly approaching and Derek Jeter should wake up from his drunken slumber. The New York Yankees shortstop is seen here, well, doing nothing but drooling out the excess alcohol he probably drank in...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Spring Training: Billy Crystal fouled off a good pitch, was ahead in the count 3-1, but managed to whiff at the final two pitches to strikeout in his only at-bat. The Yankees lost...

Yesterday Tommy Lasorda waddles out to argue a call in Vero Beach and now the Rays and Yankees are brawling? Who says nothing counts during Spring training? Brawls and scuffles need practice and training as well, and the New...

True dynasties are few and far between. Contributing editor Alex Ferreyra has lived to see two of them—the New York Yankees and the Cuban… um, Cuba—change “ownership.” Now he wonders which new head of state can keep the legacy...

Alex Rodriguez loves to exaggerate. He likes to exaggerate his worth, his ego and his talent. He also likes to commodify exaggeration when it comes to talking about how many times he was tested for steroids last year, which...

The great thing about pro sports is the idea of “next year.” It allows for an amnestic approach to following your team. And that’s okay for the fans… but not so much for the players. Take the Mets’ Carlos...

Derek Jeter may be a ladies man in New York City, but some virgins researchers at the University of Pennsylvania took three years worth of statistical data to determine Jeter the worst shortshop in baseball. Federal grants are awesome...

Since we’re going to hit the slopes this weekend, we thought a prelude of face plants in the snow would be fitting. [YouTube] MMA fighter Kimbo Slice talks about fighting Tank Abbott, Mike Tyson and how one of his...

ComBaton is a new sport that involves kicking, batons, more kicking, and dangling batons. Basically, it’s the sport for Karate fanatics who love football. [YouTube, Via Deuce Of Davenport] Robinson Cano milks the Yankee teat for $55 million. You’d...

Man, and we thought we were cool for walking on the wall for like three steps in the seventh grade. [YouTube] Becks and the Galaxy are going to be playing some little ass (read: under-20) Chinese soccer players when...

Professional athletes don’t like to be followed around by random people because they usually end up either dead or slapped with a paternity suit. But Alex Rodriguez is cut from a different cloth. The Yankee third basemen has found...

There’s no bigger rivalry in American sports than Yankees-Red Sox (or as we like to call it around here, Dodgers-Giants with a tenth of the titles). So we wonder how Yankee fans will take the news that without a...

We wouldn’t put it past the people of West Virgina to blame Rich Rodriguez for high car prices, too. [YouTube] Hank Steinbrenner talks himself out of not doing business with the Twins for Johan Santana. And if you followed...

The New York Yankees may be Major League Baseball’s most expensive franchise, but they aren’t getting any of their dough from naming rights for their new stadium. The House That Jeter Built has a new sign that unmistakably promises...

Roger Clemens is set to take the stage in front of a national audience this Sunday during an already recorded interview to be broadcast on CBS’ reality series on old people called “60 Minutes.” Screw you, we can have...

Hank Steinbrenner’s a busy man. Earlier we reported on his flip-flopping on the Johan Santana sweepstakes (he’s in flip mode). Now, he’s going out there and saying he won’t resign Roger Clemens after an offseason that’s seen the beleaguered...

Ever since the Boston Red Sox decided to wrest the “Team Everyone Outside Its City Lines Loves To Hate” title from the Yankees, the Bombers have been feverishly trying to reclaim the belt. Not only are they trying to...

Jim Leyritz, the crazy “Hellraiser”-esque/Aryan brotherhood looking douche to the right, has been cited and booked for manslaughter after his drunk ass careened out of control, striking another vehicle and killing the driver. Leyritz, whose 44th birthday was Thursday,...

When Alex Rodriguez was a wee young lad of 24, his agent at the time, one Scott Bor-ass, was trying to obtain a record breaking contract that would make Rodriguez the highest-paid player in baseball history. It worked. What...

We’re perturbed that some of the named Mitchell Report players aren’t coughing their guilt up—ahem, Clemens; but when teammates start to arrive in droves with loyalty, we cringe. Why, for once, can’t a teammate say, “Yeah that shmuck was...

Ever since former Maine Democratic Senator George Mitchell’s report on the state of steroid abuse in Major League Baseball came out, the sports world has been enthralled. And although we’ve found the report is really nothing more than one...

New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens was scheduled to speak to Texas high school baseball coaches next month, but the organization has reconsidered because of the recent Mitchell Report guillotine chop Clemens received when he was branded a cheater....

Mariano Rivera admires teammate Andy Pettitte’s recent admission that he took H.G.H. in 2003 for an injury. Frankly, we don’t even know why there’s such an uproar. It was two days. A four year old’s asthma inhaler probably contains...