England’s heroin addicts have added incentive when it comes to procuring freedom from their hell-hole addictions. The Newcastle United to the Government Office for the North East provided their DAATS, or Drug and Alcohol Action Teams, scores of free...

Last week we reported that former Newcastle United player Paul Gascoigne had propelled his way to a British loony bin after an unprovoked malee ensued at a hotel he was residing in kicked him out for disorderly conduct. Well,...

We usually scan hundreds of articles a day looking for those stories we think Machochip readers would love. We identify keywords (or find boobs) and post away. So when we came across “steak knife, grabbed by throat, setting off...

If Roberto Carlos has the most volatile left foot in the world, then Alan Shearer has the right one. Cristiano Ronaldo has both? Hm. Alan Shearer scores this rocket from outside the penalty box and we swear, if you...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night All the blogs, Newcastle fanatics and pot-heads were praising the return of coach Kevin Keegan to Newcastle. Shhhhh. Arsenal 3, Newcastle 0. [Telegraph UK] NBA: How will the Miami Heat end a 15...

News from the trash bin: Newcastle head coach Kevin Keegan has commenced his reconquest of “Toon Town” by joining hand-in-hand with fat owner Mike Ashley in everything stupid and absurd. There’s news from across the Atlantic that the Newcastle...

Why anyone would release belligerent psycho Joey Barton from jail is beyond us. But sure enough, Newcastle head coach Nigel Peterson has confirmed that Barton has returned to kicking shins and busting balls on the pitch after he was...

Because we can’t get enough of bulls taking back the night, we love this clip of a matador getting the ragdoll treatment in the nuts. [iFilm] The Kansas City Royals are going to sign pitcher Bartolo Colon. We don’t...