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FridayMay232008

Nicolas Anelka Is An Impotent Striker And Knows It

When Chelsea’s Nicolas Anelka entered the match against Manchester United during the Champions League final, scores of fans believed it was a wise move by Avram Grant. Little did everyone know that when Anelka strolled towards the penalty spot...

FridayJanuary112008

Nicolas Anelka Is Pure Money

Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka had been rumored to be on the move to Chelsea FC until he got the cock block from Avram Grant. Well that rumor was all bologna as well because Anelka was transferred today from shitty...

MondayDecember032007

Heads Up: Our Early Warning Systems Are On Red Alert

Here’s Nicolas Anelka of EPL’s Bolton this past weekend making the same boneheaded play you’ve seen before. But then you read something like this, and maybe it’s not so boneheaded (cha-ching!)[YouTube] Ashley Young of Aston Villa decided to give...

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