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WednesdaySeptember032008

Lorena Ochoa Think The LPGA 'English-Only' Rule Is A 'Little Drastic'

When we heard about the LPGA’s “English-only” rule, we were kind of left scratching our heads. Apparently using the sex appeal of players like Anna Rawson and Natalie Glubis to sell a women’s sport wasn’t working, so they decided...

MondayAugust112008

Those Olympic Footsteps In The Sky Were LucasArts Carrying The Ceremony

Friday’s Olympic Opening Ceremony was a big deal (even if it was broadcast over 12 hours later here) . Over 32 million Americans watched that guy walking on the stadium to light the torch, had their heartstrings tugged when...

MondayAugust112008

Spain Makes Sure They Medal High In The Racist 400

It looks like the 31-point blowout the US Men’s Basketball team handed the Chinese delegation yesterday won’t be the most embarrassing thing the home bball team will face this Olympics. That honor of offense goes to the Spaniards, and...

MondayAugust042008

ESPN Opens A Pandora's Box By Making The Red Sox A Punch Line In The Manny Ramirez Trade

For those who’ve forgotten, ESPN does have a playful side. The fact they haven’t made a good Sportscenter commercial since Charlie Steiner implored us to “follow him to freedom” was made moot when their quick witted ad agency started...

WednesdayJuly302008

FIFA Tells Barcelona "Up Your Nose With A Rubber Hose" And Allows Lionel Messi To Play In The Olympics

Barcelona—the team, not the city—must be in a pretty cranky mood today. You have to be any time you A) lose a battle with your league and B) thoughts of this happening to your most prized player while not...

WednesdayJune182008

New Yorkers To Fired Willie Randolph--It's All Good

When people learned that Mets’ GM Omar Minaya fired Willie Randolph yesterday, the response of most people was to shrug. It’s not like it was that unexpected. But when they got into the details of it, those shrugs quickly...

MondayJune162008

The Barbadian National Soccer Team Is Looking For A Few Warm Bodies

Representing your country on the national sporting stage is such an honor that athletes are primed for long stretches of time, sometimes from birth, to do so. The Barbadian soccer selection committee is just hoping for upright citizens because...

WednesdayJune112008

Nerds Look To Ruin Soccer The Same Way They Did Baseball

Out of all the major American sports, baseball lends itself most to being bogged down with numbers minutiae. Billy Beane, GM of the Oakland A’s, swears by the numbers and runs his team on what they tell him. But...

MondayJune092008

LA Times' Bill Plaschke Feels The Warmth Of Celtic Pride

When LA Times columnist Bill Plaschke decided to wonder out loud whether Paul Pierce’s Game one knee injury was authentic, he probably understood what he was getting into with Celtics fans. “How dare the Angeleno columnist question the authenticity...

TuesdayMay062008

Austrians Take Their Losses Differently Than Other Countries Do

When we think of the song “Singin’ In The Rain,” two things come to mind—Fred Astaire traipsing in a downpour, or Roddy McDowell kicking the crap out of the old man in A Clockwork Orange. Now we have a...

WednesdayMarch052008

Battle Of The Red Bulls

Can a Red Bull house divided by itself stand… each other? That’s the question after the two Red Bull franchises—MLS’s New York and Salzburg—met in Austria for an exhibition game against each other. And like every family gathering, it...

MondayMarch032008

Chelsea Only Likes Foreigners On The Pitch, Not In The Stands

We’re the last people who need to be given an explanation of why rival fans need to be separated, but EPL team Chelsea may have to explain this. They’ve banned anyone with a Greek surname from buying tickets online...

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