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FridayAugust012008

Nomar Garciaparra Has A New Anti-Red Sox Nation Confidante

Red Sox Nation has released some of the greatest players in the history of the game because of dissatisfaction and/or feuds with the organizations front office. And after listening to LA’s 710am this morning, we were convinced that they’d...

TuesdayJune242008

The Curious Case Of Nomar "Mr. Glass" Garciaparra

Hey, remember Nomar Garciaparra? About six foot tall, 190 pounds, batting average somewhere north of .300. Well, it turns out he still plays baseball for the Dodgers. Surprising stuff you find out when you read the newspapers, especially the...

ThursdayDecember132007

Dodgers General Manager Ned Colletti Is In For A Big Surprise When The Mitchell Report Drops

UPDATE: Nomar Garciaparra spared the humiliation of being a ball-shrinker. He has not been named in the Mitchell Report, but sources close to Machochip (i.e. a psychic) confirm that he’ll spend a considerable amount of time on the disabled...

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