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TuesdayApril292008

'Member? We're Not Going To Write Up A Stupid "Magic" Joke About The Orlando Magic Advancing.

NBA Playoffs 2008: Sike. What turns NBA teams into a plume of smoke and makes them disappear into the dark crevices of loserville? The Orlando Magic. Yeeehaw, suckas. Orlando Magic 102, Toronto Raptors 92. [AP] MLB 2008: Our petty...

TuesdayFebruary122008

'Member? Arsenal Increases The Gap.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Soon enough there will be a gap wide enough wide enough for Cristiano Ronaldo’s ego to get through. Arsenal extend first place lead by defeating Blackburn 2-0. [Belfast Telegraph] NBA: The King...

TuesdayFebruary052008

'Member? Hedo Turkiglu Is Good, But The Dallas Mavericks Are Better.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The Dallas Mavericks stuff the Orlando Magic and Hedo Turkoglu’s triple-double. Dallas 107, Orlando 98. [AFP] African Cup of Nations: Cameroon win in extra time, 3-2, against a tough Tunisia team. Samuel...

ThursdayDecember272007

'Member? Thank You For Boxing Day EPL.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Manchester find warmth in the depths of Sunderland. That translates to they kicked their arse. Man Utd. 4, Sunderland 0. [Independent] Premiership: Rafa Benitez gets to keep his job for another week....

ThursdayNovember222007

'Member? It's Going To Be An Extra Long, Dreary Winter In England

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008 Qualifiers: Head coach Steve McClaren took a gamble and now he’s all crapped out. Foreigners beware. England 2, Croatia 3. [Telegraph UK] NBA: San Antonio put all that Magic talk to...

WednesdayNovember212007

The Orlando Magic Are Playing Tricks On Us

Suddenly there is some crazy buzz in mid-Florida that the Orlando Magic may actually be contenders this year. Oops, we just chuckled in our boxers. Yeah they are carrying a nice little six-game winning streak into San Antonio tonight,...

TuesdayNovember202007

'Member? We Still Watch Sports, Even When There's No Soccer

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: A recommendation: never assume you have that big bag of Kettle chips waiting for you before the Monday night game. Denver rocked Tennessee 34-20. [Bloomberg] Spain’s Copa Del Rey: Real Madrid fall...

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