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MondayNovember172008

Were Brock Lesnar's 30 Punches After Randy Couture Went Down In UFC 91 Too Many? UFC Prez Dana White Says Yes

When we were watching the UFC 91 match between Brock Lesnar and Randy Couture, we chuckled as Couture tried to lift and pull a behemoth like Lesnar to the ground early in the match. What wasn’t so high-larious was...

TuesdayNovember112008

Real Sociedad's Iñigo Díaz de Cerio Prepares To Get His Pimp Walk On

We personally still smart every time we see an Arsenal kit because of what happened to Eduardo da Silva back in February. So it’s lucky for us we’re not real close followers of Spain’s second division or else we’d...

ThursdayOctober302008

Heads Up: What Hurts More, The Bottle Or The Fall?

If the Rays had aim like this, maybe they would’ve won the Series. [Busted Coverage]...

MondayOctober132008

It's A Bad Day For Cowboy Fans As They Lose Tony Romo For Up To A Month

Since their hot start, plenty of things have gone south for the Dallas Cowboys. First it was Pacman Jones acting a fool again, as well as Terrell Owens when he was miffed at the number of targets he was...

FridayOctober102008

Browns' Kellen Winslow Continues The "Tragedies Befalling Athletes' Testicles" Thread

Oh man, it’s been a bad year for athletes and their testes. We had the Cubs’ Felix Pie get his twisted; the Diamondbacks’ Chris Snyder had his fractured; German soccerista and Bielefeld midfielder Markus Schuler had his manually given...

TuesdaySeptember302008

Sumo Wrestlers And Rugby Players Deal With Facial Herpes

We though the worst thing you could a acquire from a rigorous sporting life was ringworm. That shit is terrifying to look at. But Sumo wrestlers and rugby players across the world want you to know via their pockmarked-herpes-infested-visages...

MondaySeptember292008

Anquan Boldin Didn't Have Much Fun During Brett Favre's Six Touchdown Performance

That’s because the Arizona Cardinals’ wide-receiver was knocked out of the game after a ferocious helmet-to-helmet hit from NY Jets’ safety Eric Smith. Boldin lay motionless for almost a minute after the hit as players and coaches from the...

ThursdaySeptember252008

Kentucky Man Gets Rude Awakening When Summoned From Surgery Sleep

Usually when you go in for surgery on your wrist, you don’t expect to wake up with your arm sliced off. If you go in for surgery on your toe, it’s unlikely you’ll leave the hospital without a leg....

WednesdaySeptember242008

David Blaine Is Taking Breaks?!?

ABC has been describing David Blaine’s latest stunt as something of a supernatural experiement of sorts. David Blaine himself ackonowledged that scientists and doctors were curious as to exactly how long humans could hand upside down. David Blaine decided...

MondaySeptember222008

David Blaine To Make Head Explode, Hang Upside Down For Three Days

David Blaine is the devil-incarnate. Well, that’s what our lovely Catholic mama believes because he can do things that no other man can do. Like? Well how about freezing himself for 60 hours, or burying himself alive, or hanging...

FridaySeptember192008

Heads Up: There's Something Flying Towards Your Gut.

A clip from Argentine highlights shows a few nice goals, a goalie who’s an idiot and towards the end of the clip, a ref getting knocked out from an object thrown by fans. Can body shots really do this?...

FridaySeptember192008

Boxer Oscar Diaz Awakes From Coma, Lives To Fight Another Day

Wherever you’re sitting and reading this, why don’t you give a warm applause and chest pound…now kiss your fingers and shoot a wink towards the sky…in honor of boxer Oscar Diaz and the fact that homeboy just woke up...

MondaySeptember152008

When Horses Fight Back...The Action Makes For Great Comedy

Getting smacked in the ass stings. And when the stinging turns into humiliation, it can cause anger. And when that anger is released by a horse — who admittedly doesn’t show an ounce of humility because he’s a fucking...

MondaySeptember152008

Rugby First, News About House Burning Down For Later

Championship games need the utmost concentration from players. You can’t let your mind pander to thoughts of all of the girls you met over the weekend, or the new Ashton Martin you wish to purchase, or news that your...

TuesdaySeptember092008

Heads Up: Watch Out For The Bucket Shoot Bars.

This video is about 18-months old, but we’d never seen it before. This is why we only like going to rodeos where little monkeys are on top of dogs trying to lasso cats. It’s just so much safer, ya...

MondaySeptember082008

Amir Khan's Hope Of Boxing Heroics Marred By Colombian Breidis Prescott...Who Kocked Him The Fug Out

You know what happens when you fight guys that can’t box? You move up the ranks too quickly and eventually rocket to the grounds of reality when you come face-to-face with someone who can. 25-year-old Colombian Breidis Prescott had...

FridaySeptember052008

Base Jumper Hans Lange Survives Death-Defying Jump

A Norwegian base jumper named Hans Lange survived a frightful base jump that turned awry when his parachute failed to open properly. He survived with only a broken leg, which means someone loves him in the land of skewered...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Frozen Lakes Don't Make Great Watering Holes To Dive In

See more funny videos at Funny or Die It’s the end of the day and we need a good laugh. So what’s better than watching a Russian dude in his skibbies dive into a lake…that happens to be frozen…and with...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Shark Protester Seems Like A Cool Gal

The next time you indulge in some savory shark fin soup…in China, remember this image. Of a girl. Hanging from her skin deliberately in order to spotlight the cruel massacre of sharks killed for consumption in the world. Oh...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Heads Up: Grapes Of Wrath, Indeed.

Grapes are usually harmless unless they get stuck in your throat or they’re fermented and gulped in excessive amounts. Never in our barbarous dreams could we imagine someone getting the shock of their life via grabbing a bundle of...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Bullfighter Luis Miguel Encabo In Critical Condition After Severe Goring

News reports about gorings in Spain must be like high-speed chase reports in Los Angeles: constant and dramatic. And whether you’re an advocate for the artform (sport? dance? slaughtering?) or not, the one thing people can agree on is...

TuesdayAugust262008

Huge Dead Snake Found In Small Rural Town

Snakes have always fascinated the hell out of us and the discovery of a giant dead snake in a rural town captivated us like pineapple on tacos captivates foreigners in Mexico City....

MondayAugust252008

Tropical Storm Tubing Is Also Dangerous

http://view.break.com/559318 - Watch more free videos First there was the kite-surfer who decided it was a great idea to indulge in some tropical storm riding until he was smashed into a building by a tropical storm induced water spout. Now,...

MondayAugust252008

Heads Up: Skateboarders And Fire Don't Mix.

What drives a skateboarder to douse a rock, his pants and his skateboard with gasoline? Drugs. It seriously has to be drugs. And what makes friends giggle and chuckle while their friend is raging with a pant fireball? The...

FridayAugust222008

Friday Night Frights: Steroids Will Make Your Chest Look Like A WWII Battleground.

Steroids are bad. We know this. They can shrink your testicles, send you into a rage over the most minuscule occurrences throughout the day and they give you back acne. Which is disgusting. But for one 21 year old...

ThursdayAugust212008

Capoeira Fighter Twirls Himself Into A Knuckle Sandwich

We’ve always been mesmerized by the grace of Capoeiristas and their art form. We’re oblivious to proper terminology, but the thing we enjoy most about the art is the music and the acrobatics. It’s really a sight to see...

MondayAugust182008

Heads Up: Trampolines Are Extremely Dangerous, Make You Go Kersplat!

http://view.break.com/78189 - Watch more free videos This is the type of video that will make you shudder and cringe for days to come. In fact, we don’t know if we can get over this today. The sound itself conjures up...

ThursdayAugust142008

USC Trojan Football Team Pays Thousands Of Dollars For Rampant Jock-Itch

There are certain debilitating ailments that football players suffer consistently: sprained ankles, twisted knees, herpes. But an injury is usually confined to a few players. Not in the case of USC’s football squad. They’ve got a rather serious epidemic...

WednesdayAugust132008

Hungarian Janos Baranyai Loses 326 Pound Snatch Battle

We want to extend a sincere thank you to With Leather for inducing the rush of an acidic waterfall to pass through our nostrils from all the orange juice we expelled from our body after watching this clip. No,...

MondayAugust112008

Heads Up: Soccer Balls Can Cause Serious Whiplash.

A young cheerleader felt the brunt force of a professional soccer kick in Germany this weekend. It’s a good thing these gals are trained in “rah-rah-rah” stretches or else her noggin’ would have been halfway to Luxembourg. [The Beautiful...

MondayAugust112008

Bad Timing Alert—U.S. Boxer Javier Molina Finds Hole In Lungs After Losing His First Round Bout

There are a lot of stories about Olympians who fought through hardships to get to the Games, and all of them well deserved. But what if you arrived to the Games unaware there was another foe besides your boxing...

FridayAugust012008

Danny Way Falls 45 Feet During The X Games, Showing Why We Watch Them

For the second year in a row, the X Games had a stupendous crash highlight during the Mega Ramp run, which shoots skaters 62 feet in the air after tricking along a 293-foot-long platform. Last year it was Jake...

MondayJuly282008

Gabriel Alexandre da Silva Wants To Teach You How To Fight Off A Pit Bull

The Pit Bull is a breed of dog that is known to have a bad temper and a viscious bite. It’s why 11 countries in the world have banned the dog from their citizens legally keeping them around. But...

MondayJuly282008

Wilfred Bouma Suffers Horrific Ankle Injury

If you weren’t haunted by the scenes of Eduardo Castillo’s nasty ankle break in February, then be ready to see Dutch international and Aston Villa midfielder Wilfred Bouma’s horrific ankle dislocation from this weekend’s Intertoto Cup clash. The scene...

ThursdayJuly032008

Chris Snyder's Testicles Can Relate To Felix Pie's

We’ve had our fair share of testicle injuries to grace this site. Yet, none more horrific than this poor fellow. Since we’ve absolutely no idea who he is, we have no means in which to investigate the state of...

ThursdayJuly032008

Heads Up: Foul Balls Off The Face Seem Painful.

Michael Barrett of the Colorado Rockies took a foul ball to the face last night during an at-bat. Just keep replaying the hell out of this video. [Fan IQ] Lenny Kravitz has responded to allegations that he’s finger-picking Cynthia...

TuesdayJune102008

Heads Up: Testicular Torsion Has To Be A Skateboarder's Worst Nightmare.

Watch the video. Grimace. Chortle. And tell us all about it. This one’s totally for commenter pocho_guey_al_norte. [With Leather] Marca reports that Spain’s Iker Casillas may be effected directly by a Spanish transit strike because he didn’t pack enough...

ThursdayMay292008

Detroit's Carlos Guillen Won't Be Sliding Into Home Any Time Soon

While some of our fantasy teams have been enjoying the Tigers’ Carlos Guillen’s fine season, he’s actually having a tough go of late. That’s because according to his coach, Jim Leyland, the third baseman has been dealing with hemorrhoids...

WednesdayMay212008

Heads Up: Ryan Church! Watch Out!

Ryan Church’s helmet didn’t really cushion a knee to the head. He was carried off the field with a concussion, which is already his second of the year. We’re curious. Does a hit like that count for, or against...

MondayApril282008

Heads Up: Nice Going, Russell Martin.

Brad Penny throws really hard and really fast, and sometimes it’s simply too much for Russell Martin to handle. That’s when he employs his backup, Mr. Umpire, to catch the ball with his neck, illustrated here in this lovely...

ThursdayApril242008

Chicago Bulls Mascot Takes His Anger Out On Old Man's Arm

There are times when we don’t think that America is a completely litigious state, where every move you make could get you either sued or arrested. This is not one of those times. Dr. Don Kalant Sr. (what, no...

WednesdayMarch262008

Eduardo Da Silva Broken Leg Also Broke His Brain For Two Weeks

When Martin Taylor almost kicked Eduardo Da Silva’s lower leg off last month, it sent the Arsenal striker not only to the hospital, but into a state of amnesia. At least, that’s what he said in his first interview...

TuesdayMarch112008

Felix Pie's Testicles Tuned Up

We’re accustomed to dealing with news of the common hamstring injury, back spasm, or devilish groin pull when it comes to Major League Baseball players. What we’re not too comfortable with, thinking about, or even imagining is anything that...

WednesdayMarch052008

Snow--It's Not As Soft As Matthias Lanzinger Previously Thought

This is Austrian skier Matthias Lanzinger going down a hill and snapping his leg during a SuperG run at the skiing World Cup. Before you think it’s a laughing matter, we must note, he had the lower half of...

MondayFebruary252008

Eduardo Da Silva's Lucky To Still Have His Foot Attached To His Body

Martin Taylor’s as lucky as Eduardo is. It turns out that if the medical staff hadn’t gotten to Eduardo Da Silva’s broken leg in time, there was a real possibility that he could’ve lost his foot. Taylor probably thinks...

MondayFebruary252008

Martin Taylor Is Saddened By Eduardo Da Silva's Injury, Which Totally Wasn't His Fault

Birmingham defender Martin Taylor won’t be making any Christmas card lists anytime soon. After his take down of Eduardo Da Silva that could end the Brazilian-born, Croatian national’s career, Taylor has been vilified all over the European continent. It...

MondayFebruary112008

Hockey Player Richard Zednik Slices Throat During Game

We don’t watch hockey. It’s simply a sport we were negated growing up. But we’re fascinated by the fights. The rest is as foreign to us as mayonnaise on french fries. Yet, having minimal exposure to the game, we...

FridayFebruary082008

Gilbert Arenas Answers A Question About His Privates

Readers, we want you to sift through your worst nightmares. Those that don’t concern money, or losing a house, or having your new HD TV smashed to smithereens. No. None of those. Sift through the diabolical ones. Those consist...

MondayJanuary212008

This Will Make You Think Twice If You Want To Go Skiing This Winter

American skier Scott Macartney provided us with one of the most horrific moments in sport’s disasters this weekend when he took a spill in Kitzbühel, Austria during the World downhill race. Besides sucking face with freezing ice for a...

WednesdayJanuary162008

Heads Up: Day Of The Living Speedbumps

Team sports may be for jerk jocks, but at least there’s never the threat of getting turned into a speed bump playing football. Well, unless you’re hanging out with Leonard Little. [Spike] The Colorado Rockies asked about Johan Santana....

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