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FridayJune202008

Out In The Open: Ecuadorian Fans Have A Hand In Celebrations.

The fire underneath Ecuadorian ass. Ecuadorians held on to a draw against number one ranked Argentina because of this dude. Well, that’s our theory. Image [Daily Mail]...

WednesdayJune182008

Out In The Open: Spain And Greece Get Their Boogie On.

Exactly what do you think Spain’s Sergio Garcia and Greece’s Loukas Vyntra are doing? Some sort of chicken dance/boogie woogie/twister thang is our guess. Whatever, Spain’s down 1-0 but a loss wouldn’t affect their progression in the tournament. Image...

MondayJune092008

Out In The Open: Sumo Wrestlers Watching A Dodger Game.

Since you’re commenting more these days, drop us your best one-liner about this picture of Mongolian sumo wrestlers Kakuryu and Tokitenku relaxing at a Dodger game. We’re hoping the picture following this one involves a “Yokozuna-ing” of that Cubs’...

FridayMarch282008

Look Out For That Bat, Old Man.

Apparently the only person that didn’t care about defending themselves from a flying bat is the man getting nailed in the jaw. That’s a sign of a calloused, fearless man; or the dude was blind. And deaf. Which is...

TuesdayFebruary262008

Out In The Open: Soccer Players Dance And Gaze.

Open caption for your creative delights. “Oh. That’s the ball.” “La. La. La. I’m flying.”...

MondayFebruary182008

Out In The Open: Fernando Torres Plays Pachuco With Teammates.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “Not too hard Nani.” “Yeah. Whatever. BOOM.”...

ThursdayFebruary142008

Out In The Open: Racing Drivers And Mascots Create Odd Picture.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “Venga, what eez zith zthing toucheeng me?” Image [Getty]...

MondayFebruary112008

Out In The Open: Cristiano Ronaldo Crawls On All Fours.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “Now where did my little black book go?”...

ThursdayFebruary072008

Out In The Open: Brazilian Afonso Alves Introduced To Middlesbrough.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “We’ve added these lovely ladies to your contract.”...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Out In The Open: Carles Puyol And Thierry Henry.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Please, don’t ever leave me, Henry. Image [Getty]...

MondayFebruary042008

Out In The Open: The New York Giants Are Riddled With Pleasure.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. David Tyree bows down to Eli Manning. Image [McNamee/Getty]...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Out In The Open: Diego Maradona And Daughter Gianina.

Open captions for your creative pleasure. “Boludo. Pero la metistes con tu mano.” Image [AP]...

WednesdayJanuary302008

Out In The Open: Ines Gomez Mont At Media Day In Glendale, Arizona.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Ines Gomez Mont makes her “Oh” face. Image [Getty Images]...

MondayJanuary282008

Out In The Open: A Moment With Real Madrid's Robinho And Guti.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Guti asks Robinho for a favor. Image [Who Ate All The Pies]...

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