Arminia Bielefeld were about to stave off relegation like Amy Whinehouse staves off sanity. They were a mere seven minutes away until a free kick ricocheted off the goal post and nailed goalie Rowen Fernández’s face. The goal counted...

We probably wouldn’t run this video under normal circumstances because it’s too damn long, but the fact that yesterday’s Liverpool destroyer John Riise is the first own goal culprit in this video is fucktastically priceless. However, the compiler of...