Some people are just born to antagonize. Ozzie Guillen is one of those people. And while obviously not at the level of Hitler, the White Sox manager does rank somewhere between Dick Cheney and that girl at the bar...

As interleague play winds down in baseball, the most compelling match-up this weekend has to be the Cubs and the White Sox. This is the first time the two teams have met while in first place; there’s the Cubs...

Ozzie Guillen’s tenure as White Sox manager could be going the Hilary Clinton-for-Presidency route. And—surprise!—it’s because of his mouth. The White Sox’s anemic offense made him go off his meds on Sunday, telling anyone who would listen that there...

While most of us rue each email we get promising something to do with sexual drive, enhancement or opportunities, at least we don’t get Ozzie Guillen’s email. The White Sox manger has been getting racist letters from anonymous jerks...

In light of the Chicago White Sox recent slump, Ozzie Guillen has resorted to, well, we really have no idea what sort of managerial practices he’s instituted, but there are now blow-up dolls in the White Sox clubhouse intended...

Keeping up with Chicago White Sox coach Ozzie Guillen is a full job in itself. And yesterday vintage Guillen peeked his fat face to pummel Chicago fans about how fickle and treacherous they can be. “That’s what ticks me...

At some point, someone much wiser that us is going to strap a microphone tp Ozzie Guillen’s body so the world can know what’s coming out of his mouth 24/7. It can’t be any worse than Barry Bonds’ reality...

Loud mouth White Sox coach Ozzie Guillen could never imagine working under New York Yankees owner Hank Steinbrenner. Frankly, we don’t think anyone will ever attest to Hank Steinbrenner’s ownership as pleasant. The guy’s a troll from the marshlands...

Oh man, pity poor Ozzie Guillen. When the White Sox manager’s not getting called racist or lambasting a kid for not eating lima beans (from Peru… ha!), he’s getting into it with umpires—specifically Phil Cuzzi. It seems that Ozzie...

Ozzie Guillen’s at his finest when he uncorks that gaping hole on his face and belches out a tirade of curse words and insults. It’s like seeing Britney Spears and underwear: she’s no fun when she’s wearing some. If...

While some on our staff are off making Latino-only fantasy baseball teams, Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen is getting plenty of crap for creating what a lot of people believe is a real-life version. Guillen is getting emails...

Ozzie Guillen is what you call real real. That’s why it comes to a shock to most of us to learn the White Sox coach decided to muzzle himself last year when he spoke to reporters. It was a...

It seems that Houston is in the midst of Interliga Fevah, and the Houston Chronicle sends the reporter with the highest bland:cute:clueless ratios we’ve ever seen. Our favorite moment is when she asks the Pumas fan carrying the big...

In baseball, you can be chubby. Hell, you can be on the fringe of obesity and still hit .364. Milwaukee Brewers player Prince Fielder is a butterball, but he can hit a baseball a half-mile. San Francisco Giants catcher...

The White Sox and manager Ozzie Guillen have agreed to a contract extension through 2012, which ain’t half bad for a guy who basically begged for the ax after coaching a team that’s tied for dead last in the...

Ozzie Guillen implied last week that he had basically thrown in the towel after his team was swept by the Boston Red Sox. This week he wants everyone to know that he’s [expletive]-ing the rest of the season because...

Resorting to cheering for another team is all you have left when your team has the same chances of reaching the playoffs as Pete Rose has a chance of getting into the Hall of Fame. Ozzie Guillen, manager of...