While most of the press was aimed at his pitching partner Johnny Cueto at the beginning of this season, it’s Edinson Volquez who has dominated so far this year. After last night’s win over the Marlins, he’s allowed two...

Meet Jose Lopez. He owns a barber shop in the Bronx called Jordan Sport barber shop. A reporter from the New York Times stumbled upon his joint looking for a story and found out the Mr. Lopez is the...

The one-two punch of Johan Santana and Pedro Martinez ended prematurely yesterday evening when cockfighting Petey turned up gimp on the mound after suffering a hamstring injury, sidelining the Dominican star for an unspecified time. Do we hear weeping...

Jose Reyes, the Mets’ star shortstop, was criticized heavily last year for what people deemed “non-professional” behavior with his elaborate celebrations and superfluous enthusiasm. Isn’t that ironic considering one of baseball’s greatest traditions is positive reenforcement via ass-smacking? Jose...

A pre-season skirmish between some old fogies on a baseball diamond would be wonderful in this juncture of the season. That’s why we’re enthralled by the jousting between the Phillies and the Mets. We confess, it may be trivial,...

Above all the juicing and anal leakage of the steroids-riddled 1990’s was a jeri-curled, cockfight loving Zimmer-thrashing man that didn’t engage in steroids: Pedro Martinez. He told the Daily News today that he’d never done the roids. In fact,...

Last week, when Pedro Martinez of the New York Mets was caught participating in a cockfight in his native Dominican Republic, it raised concerns all across animal-loving America. The question arose: who are the professional athletes involved in the...

Well this is the first time we’ve ever posted a video of an athlete stroking a cock…or rooster, that is. But here’s that video we were talking about yesterday, the one with Pedro Martinez participating in a cockfighting match...

New York Met’s ace pitcher Pedro Martinez isn’t one to shy away from controversy. How could a guy who tried to beat up New York Yankees bench coach Don Zimmer, a 147 year old man, ever feel ashamed of...

New York seems to be getting all the cool toys lately. First, the Giants take the Super Bowl trophy ‘round town, and now the Mets are showing off their new prized possession—Johan Santana. He was introduced today at Shea...

We’ll resume shoving Super Bowl inspired posts down your throats next post…maybe. For now, Pedro Martinez of the New York Mets doesn’t seem to be dealing well with news that Johan Santana will be his bullpen chum in Queens....