Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The last time we saw the Boston Celtics, they were celebrating their throttling of the Los Angeles Lakers for the NBA crown. Last night they reaped the reward as they were able...

Unlike other athletes in the world, elite soccer players really do care what others think about their moves and decisions. Because any bad press could effect their future WAG search, or endorsement deals or reputation as a “Rico Suave.”...

This past weekend, when Manchester United played a friendly against South African team Kaizer Chiefs (and not the band Kasier Chiefs, like we had originally thought), Wayne Rooney just freakin’ lost it. As usual. This time, however, the game’s...

Ah, it seems like it was just last year when Pele was trotting the globe to promote soccer, being told when to be honored and shit. Well, no more suckas. That was the old Pele, and he’s made enough...

Apparently no one is safe from getting robbed by roving bands of gangs in Brazil. Football’s G.O.A.T. Pele was heading out of Sao Paulo when 10 armed kids from a nearby favela overtook his car and robbed him of...

If you lead your team to a World Cup title, like Brazilian legend Romario did in 1994, you’re free to talk a little smack. But like any good junkie will tell you, be careful with the smack you decide...

Watching both Pele and Diego Maradona spar against each other in a bout of supremacy over who eez thee greatest soccer player that EVER played the game parallels somewhere alongside watching water drip from leaves in a rain forest...

David Beckham took some time off from his rigorous training schedule to salute Ronaldo basher Pele with an award at a Harlem Youth soccer charity event in New York last night. Beckham, looking rather cheerful, dismissed claims from reporters...

We’ve always speculated that Brazilian legend Pele hasn’t been the biggest fan of compatriot Ronaldo. Just think, Ronaldo’s scored more endorsements, holds the title as greatest World Cup striker and he’s played on some of the biggest clubs on...

If we were to debate about who is the greatest player in soccer history, we’d start drinking immediately in order to quell the frustration. Arguing for Pele or Diego Maradona is like bickering over which beer is better: Bud...

AC Milan’s Kaká better make some more room in his closet. The chosen one was chosen yet again and presented with the FIFA Player of the Year award yesterday to go along with his Ballon d’Or. And like for...

Efrain Viafara of Sport Ancash caused an uproar in Peru after controlling this pass with his ass. They consider it brash and uncouth. We consider it cheeky. [YouTube] Pele was spotted in Newark, New Jersey to help the MISL...

Soccer great Pelé is going to get even greater without having to step back out onto the field. Along with 120 other players, he is going to be awarded a World Cup medal that he never received because of...

Pele—apparently during a break from kissing Sheffield F.C.’s butt—has taken the MLS to task for misleading the U.S. about David Beckham. According to the Brazilian legend, the league told fans that Becks was some sort of ScoreBot 3000, sent...

The oldest organized soccer club, Sheffield F.C. is celebrating its 150th anniversary in style. According to Sheffield’s chairman Richard Tims, they’re bringing out legendary Brazilian striker Pele to watch their friendly match against Serie A’s Inter Milan, which is...

Diego Maradona recently spoke to Colombian television network Telecanal RCN about an assortment of topics concerning Argentina’s national team, his notorious “Hand of God” goal, and his nemesis Pelé. The extended interview was granted between visits from Argentina to...

Memories are priceless. Well, they are unless you’re a Pele fan. A new coffee table book featuring 1,700 images and 300,000 words (!) highlighting his career could set you back a cool 28 grand, if the euro is favorable...