Four horses were banned from today’s individual equestrian competitions after the four-legged mammals were found to have banned substances in their pee-pee. Following news of Lantinus’ positive drugs test, Horse Sport Ireland said that Lynch had admitted using a...

Technicalities suck. They got OJ off, and now they’re letting Chess club nerds feel as bad ass as their natural enemy—the jock. That’s because since Chess and Bridge are recognized by the International Olympic Committee as sports (really? even...

Chinese Olympians must be having a rough time now that deer penis soup slurping contests and turtle blood bongs are an obsolete choice. China’s Olympic governing body considered banning herbal medicine a few months back, and have now assembled...

Cracking down on performance enhancing cheats is a top priority for major sports around the world. Cycling, for example, has seen its fair share of testicular sacrificers, so cycling’s international community will do whatever it takes to clamp down...

The emergence of steroids and other performing enhancing drugs in sports has prompted the National Football League to congregate, decide and implement measures that will save their asses in the future. Translation: no one wants to be correlated with...