The 2008 European Championships start this weekend, and the English soccer team has left a gaping hole on the roster of teams not making the trip to Austria and Switzerland. But looking at these pictures of English forward Peter...

We’re not sure if Peter Crouch & Company intended to look like giddy buffoons in this clip, but it worked if they did. Yet, what’s with the calisthenics? The “Mexican” wave usually involves a plastic beer bottle in one...

Wow. We thought all this “foreigners out of English football” mess blew over when the foreigners starting winning all the awards, but Peter Crouch has brought it back like sexy. This past weekend, against Chelsea, Crouch was sent off...

Ricky Hatton fever is hitting England’s soccer players like the Rage Virus in 28 Days Later. It’s even threatening to take down some teams as they head in Champions League play because this weekend’s 4 AM fight (England time)...

What do you do when your country is one-game away from a major collapse? You ask a friend for some help. England are on the verge of not qualifying for Euro 2008, so Liverpool duo Peter Crouch and Steven...