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TuesdaySeptember302008

Lamar Odom Thinks Phil Jackson Should Clear His Head Before Making Any More Line Up Decisions

Wherever he’s played—from grade school on up—Lakers forward Lamar Odom’s always been a starter. But when word seeped out during the team’s media day that Phil Jackson was toying with the idea of putting him as his main bench...

MondayJune092008

Phil Jackson's Got A Few Thoughts On Last Night's Officiating; Basically, It Was Bullocks.

Lets get something clear: the refs during Game 2 of the NBA Finals decided Kobe Bryant’s slight elbow to create space, and anything like it, would result in a foul; but Rondo’s constant slaps on anyone driving passed him...

TuesdayDecember182007

Phil Jackson's Reverse Psychology Will Inevitably Reverse Lakers Winning Streak; Believe You, Us.

The Los Angeles Lakers are actually winning. And if we sound surprised it’s because we are. They are an overrated barrel of house wine. And their win against the Clippers this past weekend didn’t inspire Phil Jackson to think...

FridayDecember072007

Heads Up: Slip Slidin' Into The Weekend

And we thought this only happened to drunk guys who played in crappy park leagues. Yes, that means us. [YouTube] Phil Jackson is totally against mic’ing up the coaches in the NBA. We wonder why? [Slam Online]...

ThursdayNovember292007

Phil Jackson Says "I Do" To Los Angeles. Again.

Even if the Los Angeles Lakers lose their most prized commodity—Mr. Kobe Bryant—they can rest assured that they’ll have a prolific coach to guide them through the horrendous years that await them. Phil Jackson has signed a two-year extension...

FridayNovember162007

Phoenix Suns' Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants You To Yell At Him

Mike D’Antoni needs to pace himself. The NBA season is only nine games old, but he’s already making impassioned pleas to Suns fans to get louder. Mike, there are 73 games to go. Does it really matter if your...

ThursdayNovember152007

Lakers Coach Phil Jackson's Jokes Are Stuck in 2005

Does Phil Jackson need a time-out in his Zen-meditation room? It looks like the four-year Lakers coach lost it after a loss to San Antonio and decided to chide his team for the lack of, um, heterosexual blocking fundamentals....

MondayNovember052007

Phil Jackson Asks: 'Are You Talkin' To Me?'

We don’t know what surprised us more about Saturday’s Lakers/Suns tilt—the 30 point shellacking L.A. put on Phoenix, or this Jerry Springer-esque exchange between the team’s two head coaches, Mike D’Antoni and Phil Jackson....

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