We wonder if Shaq got the technique he used to take down Yao and Steve Nash busting down doors as a fake Sheriff. [suns.fandome.com]...

He may be a fat tub of lard, but Shaquille O’Neil maintains the agility necessary to leap over two kids and turn his 300 plus pound body in midair and evade crushing someone. We can only imagine the sensation...

Every sports media outlet in America wants you to hoot and holla over Kobe Bryant’s dislocated pinkie. We don’t care. Instead, we want to focus on Shaquille O’Niel’s dislocated heart that’s been mangled by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s apparent ignorance....

If you were in the market for a car, and an old Bentley with a broken odometer and even more broken parts came on to the market—would you buy it? Okay, what if it came at its original price?...

Steve Nash is once again proclaiming his love affair with soccer by announcing that we will be an investor in the new Women’s Professional soccer league, which is set to debut in 2009. The new league will include Boston,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: “Titi” gives Barcelona some extra life in the Copa. Villareal 0, FC Barcelona 1. [Canadian Press] NBA: Lamar Odom is no Kobe Bryant. Detroit Pistons 90, Los Angeles Lakers 89....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer Roundup African Cup of Nations: Late heroics save Tunisia, but what is more fascinating is that the game took place in a city named Tamale. Diouf was nowhere to be found. Tunisia2,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: Holy rotten wtf’s sports fanaticos. Tottenham Hotspur ended a “9 year winless streak against Arsenal” to progress in the Carling Cup. That’s ironically the same time it took Diego Maradona to...

One of the bigger rivalries that has blossomed this decade in the Western Conference is the one between the Lakers and Suns. Each game is full of trash talking, intentionally thrown elbows and coaches telling each other to sit...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Brazilian Soccer: We’re betting staring at hot women in bikinis all day hardwork over the past week has really helped Adriano. Guaretingueta 1, Sao Paolo 2. [SI] NBA: Lakers lose winning streak. Fans...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: It’s simply, really: Casillas for Dudek means a loss. And when Real takes out Raul within ten minutes of the second half, that also means they don’t care anymore. Mallorca...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night BCS Championship: Ohio State’s QB Todd Boeckman faceplanted to the turf throughout four quarters. LSU’s defense was just too much. We’re giving credit to the magic. LSU 38, Ohio State 24. [SI] NBA:...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: When is Andrew Bynum going to receive his apology, Kobe? Los Angeles 122, Phoenix 115. [LATimes] NFL: It was a Monday night beat down that sent shock waves up to Wednesday morning....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Along with Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcons have been sentenced to endure a rebuilding phase: meaning they will stink for awhile. New Orleans 34, Atlanta 14. Fifa World Club Cup: Whose pinned...

The Lakers’ Lamar Odom and Luke Walton are no strangers to the bong, but they were pretty clear-eyed for this play. Kobe who? Oh yeah, Kobe Bryant, the best baller in the NBA. But still, this bounce pass was...

Mike D’Antoni needs to pace himself. The NBA season is only nine games old, but he’s already making impassioned pleas to Suns fans to get louder. Mike, there are 73 games to go. Does it really matter if your...

Charlotte Bobcats’ point guard Raymond Felton found out the hard way that Steve Nash is obsessed with soccer. Felton left Tuesday night’s game against the Phoenix Suns with a knee injury due to a shady defensive move. It appears...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS Playoffs: Chicago Fire stun D.C. United on aggregate to reach Eastern Conference finals. Cuauhtemoc survived with only a few scratches. [Goal] NBA: Motown is on fire! Detroit Pistons extinguish the Miami Heat...

It’s no secret that Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash is a fiend for “the beautiful game”. But what’s up with NBA players falling in love with soccer? Kobe Bryant was an all-out groupie over FC Barcelona when they...

Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash’s back is as brittle as corn bread, so he’s already looking towards his post-basketball retirement plans. Nash set the record straight about rumors that he was about to shell out 300 million pounds...

It looks like our future will include robot soccer players that, with Artificial Intelligence, become better than their human counterparts. But what will the Brazilians be best at then? [Lion In Oil] Speaking of which, Milan keeper Dida had...