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MondayOctober202008

'Member: Dickie V Loves Tampa Bay, Baby! And Now They're Heading To The World Series

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB ALCS Game Seven: Last night ended ten years of futility in Tampa Bay as the Rays beat the Red Sox to advance to the World Series. Not only had they never even...

TuesdayOctober142008

'Member?: Tampa Bay Takes Back Homefield Advantage; Phillies Get One Step Closer To The Series

MLB ALCS Game Three; NLCS Game Four: Apparently sure things aren’t so sure in the playoffs. Jon Lester was supposed to be the rock in the Boston rotation, but he got rocked by BJ Upton and Evan “He’s Dominican?”...

FridayOctober102008

'Member?: The Game One Bell Tolls For Thee, Philadelphia

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB NLCS Game One: At the end of the fifth inning we were gushing to our girlfriend how great Rafael Furcal glove work was. Errrrrrrrrrrr. Furcal’s error in the sixth let the Phiilies...

ThursdayOctober092008

Which Dodger Singers Were Worse—'81's Big Blue Wrecking Or '86's Baseball Boogie Bunch?

As tonight’s opening pitch between the Dodgers and Phillies (as well as the Red Sox and Rays) is only a couple of hours away, we decided to go to the wayback machine and bring out a couple of old...

ThursdayOctober022008

Manny Ramirez Is A Bad Target For Your Balls

As we head into the second night of the MLB playoffs, we see six teams heading back to work. Two new teams entered the fray when Tampa Bay and the White Sox started their first game a couple of...

ThursdayOctober022008

'Member: ZOMG, Cubs Lost!!1! Everbody Panic!!1!

MLB:Okay, Cubs fans. We’re going out on a limb and say that it wasn’t a goat curse that made your team lose last night. It was the three straight walks given up by Ryan Dempster and the James Loney...

TuesdaySeptember302008

The Economy Will NOT Detour Chicago Cubs' Fans From Buying Overpriced Tickets!

This year marks the centennial anniversary of the last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series. And because they stormed their way into the pennant race this year, fans are dismissing the impending collapse of our economy and...

MondaySeptember292008

Ozzie Guillen Wishes Today Were Tomorrow Already

In relation to the Chicago White Sox, the Mets’ destruction of their fan base’s psyche yesterday was kind. Why? Because unlike the South Siders, their collapse down the stretch has surpassed the season. Ozzie Guillen’s team is playing the...

WednesdaySeptember242008

Hank Steinbrenner Throws Sour Grapes At Joe Torre, Dodger Success

As of this writing, the Los Angeles Dodgers are a combination of three wins from them or losses from the Arizona Diamondbacks from winning the NL West. Also as of this writing, the New York Yankees have been eliminated...

TuesdaySeptember162008

'Member?: This Is The Month Where The NFL Really Likes Latinos

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Oh, hey the NFL’s running those commercials during Monday Night Football where they remind everyone that they recognize the Latino fanbase and love them for their money… dedication. We mean dedication. It...

ThursdayMay152008

Spurs Fans Hope Jesus Can Help Against That Demon (Deacon) Chris Paul

When the San Antonio Spurs hit the court tonight against the New Orleans Hornets, they’ll have some extra help on their side. No, the team—who’s down 3-2 in the best of seven series—didn’t hire someone to kneecap Chris Paul....

FridayFebruary012008

Magic Johnson Should Stick To Opening Movie Theaters And Starbucks Franchises

We think Magic Johnson the basketball player is the best all-around baller in the history of the NBA. Thanks to his stats, stories and rings, we have enough evidence to support our claim. Unfortunately for Magic Johnson the basketball...

TuesdayJanuary082008

San Diego Chargers Fans Should Bust Out The Comfort Food This Weekend

The consensus around the sports world: Indianapolis will thrash the San Diego Chargers this coming weekend. We’re gonna go ahead and join the party. The only reason we’re dismissing the Chargers has to do with the fact that we’re...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Girls Heart Romo: Giant Fans Hope The Power Of Jessica Overpowers The Erraticness Of Eli Manning

When the Dallas Cowboys meet their NFC East foe New York Giants this weekend in the NFL playoffs, the outcome will depend heavily on their experience playing twice a year and the injuries on both sides… yaddayaddayadda, we know....

ThursdayNovember012007

The MLS Cup Banks On Gimmicky Post Seasons To Be Unique

As first round in the MLS playoffs continues, we’re still getting used to the new seeding system. This is the fourth arrangement in the MLS’ 12-year history. Talk about a lack of commitment. If they want to be taken...

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