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TuesdaySeptember022008

Elin Woods, Tiger Woods' Wife, Is Preggers With Super Baby

Tiger Woods’ knee injury didn’t detour him from, um, well…Elin Woods is pregnant with Tiger Woods’ second child and will deliver some time in late Winter. The little tike or tikette will attain genes that every single human being...

TuesdayJuly152008

Sergio "Kun" Aguero Impregnated Giannina Maradona, Baby Troll/Soccer Master Looms

No pressure wittle baby “Kun”, but if you don’t come out scorching down 90 yards of soccer pitch without ever touching a defender, and if you don’t dedicate your life to the Argentine guey, then you should just stay...

MondayMay122008

Former Transvestite Lover Ronaldo To Have Baby

We thought we were all finished with Brazilian striker Ronaldo after his transvestite incident ended last week, but word out of tabloid cellars sprung forth this weekend to reveal that Maria Beatriz Antony, the girlfriend who left Ronaldo, is...

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