Commercials like these make us wonder why these amazing footballers can’t put the ball in the net ALL the time. Give us free range, no pressure and a bunch of giggly admirers, and we’ll put a damn ball through...

Why anyone would release belligerent psycho Joey Barton from jail is beyond us. But sure enough, Newcastle head coach Nigel Peterson has confirmed that Barton has returned to kicking shins and busting balls on the pitch after he was...

It finally happened. Liverpool head coach Rafa Benitez was kicked in the teeth, left bloodied and bruised for all to see, and all at the expense of his two-timin’, American bosses. Tom Hicks, co-owner of Liverpool FC, admitted to...

So you’re going to try and sell us your new boots, Cristiano? What’s this? You want to race a Bugatti Veyron in a commercial? And you want to show your abs? And wag your tongue at the camera? Oh,...

Liverpool’s American owners aren’t the biggest fans of Spanish head coach Rafa Benitez. Liverpool is sluggishly hanging on to the fifth spot in the Premiership standings and if things don’t shape up in the Beatles hometown, then Benitez will...

Cristiano Ronaldo? Kaka? Juan Roman Riquelme? Nope. It’s Ryan Taylor from English Premiership club Wigan Athletic. Who? Exactly. Wigan coach Issac Bruce claims his best midfielder can curve a ball with the sexiness and accurateness of a Beckham strike....

Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas is as devout to “Gunners” soccer as Spaniards are to jamón. He was reluctant to the indulge in the major offers from Real Madrid and FC Barcelona last year, and it seems like the latest...

Soccer seasons never seem to end. It’s the reason we love the sport so much. But it looks like England wants to take that away from us. Bloody bastards! A survey was recently taken by players union reps about...