Mexican players are flocking to England in droves these days, and by that we mean that there are actually Mexican players in the Premiership now. Among them may be an 18 year old phenom who has already experienced glory...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night English Premiership: Cristiano Ronaldo’s penalty and Ryan Giggs’ late strike guaranteed Manchester United their 10th title in 16 years. Manchester United 2, Wigan 0. [NY Times ] NBA Playoffs 2008: San Antonio did...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Look. We already have to deal with an all-English final a la’ Manchester United V Chelsea. But do we have to put up with the same matchup clashing down to the wire...

Manchester United’s Nani was sent off this weekend for this ridiculous head butt attempt against West Ham’s Lucas Neill. If you’re going to try and get kicked out by deliberately head butting a guy, then you might as well...

That’s what they call “breaking his ankles.” Cristiano Ronaldo reached the extraordinary tally of 40 goals in one season when he ripped West Ham United’s defense to shreds. Thankfully for us soccer fans, he’s got two more games to...

Leave it to Liverpool’s Yankee owners to mistakenly entrust a filthy banker with their property. If Liverpool don’t pay £31.5 million to their bank, Lumpturd & Hoser, in six weeks, they may be forced to sell off Ryan Babel...

England’s heroin addicts have added incentive when it comes to procuring freedom from their hell-hole addictions. The Newcastle United to the Government Office for the North East provided their DAATS, or Drug and Alcohol Action Teams, scores of free...

If you’ve dabbled with the idea that Cristiano Ronaldo is not of this world, then take this into consideration. During Manchester United’s match against Middlesbrough last Sunday, a fan named Fred Harrison was minding his own biz in the...

Holy hell! Look at Petr Cech’s facial herpes scar! We’ve been hearing news since Saturday that Chelsea’s Petr Cech would be out for the remainder of the season (He’ll only be out two weeks now) due to a serious...

Update Update: NetResult can’t translate Arabic. Update: Sorry for the gritty video, but the bastards at “NetResult” keep pulling EVERY SINGLE VIDEO of Ronaldo’s goal. Cristiano Ronaldo was notified by Satan this morning that his back heel would reign...

English Premiership manager Paul Jewell is in a heap of trouble after News Of The World reported that the Derby County manager participated in a salacious rendezvous with someone other than his wife. Quite the novelty these days. There’s...

Nani, who sported Portugal’s newest threads yesterday, is seen here slicing and dicing his way through a Middlesbrough defense who couldn’t keep a blind tiger caged. Nani’s strike, however, merits an exclamation of brilliance, and somersault goal celebrations will...

Yesterday we mentioned a story about a Sunday league goalie named Ross Jeremy whose managed to con th Dominican national soccer team to allow him to play in a World Cup qualifier. Lucky bastard. Today we have a story...

Cristiano Ronaldo took legendary Manchester United striker George Best’s single season scoring record and shredded it. This free kick was goal number 33 of the season, with two more months left to play. Will he top 40 goals this...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Cristiano Ronaldo became Manchester United’s all time leading, single season goal scorer after nailing a scorcher against Bolton. Man U 2, Bolton 0. [Telegraph] Spring Training: After an hour delay because of...

Americans are scarce on “Goal Of The Day” so we had to show a little love to all of the US talent that’s playing abroad these days. It’s unfortunate that most will either be out of Europe or playing...

Tottenham Hotspur players have been complaining about a newfound stench in the club house. Is it the pestulence of victory? No. It’s actually the methane release of Tottenham Hotspur players who are coping with coach Juande Ramos’ strict diet....

We’ve met Chelsea FC’s Michael Essien twice over the past two summers at UCLA training grounds and the guy is built like a tank. This is what can happen when that tank makes a perfect connection with the ball....

Athletes will do anything they can to achieve greatness: Barry Bonds will do steroids, Tom Brady will associate with cheaters and Wilt Chamberlain will sleep with 20,000 women. But Chelsea FC’s Didier Drogba decided to take a different route....

Yesterday we reported that Jose Mourinho was all kinds of “I’m gonna kill yo ass” threatening to his former club, Chelsea FC. He’d made the statements when asked by reporters how he would respond if he were coaching against...

Leave it to the “Special One”, former Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho, to contradict the living daylights out of himself over his former club. Mourinho revealed that he’s eager to take on the blues in the Champions League and do...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Firstly, who plays a domestic league match during Champions league time? Liverpool thrust their redness to fourth with the help of Fernando Torres’ hat trick. Liverpool 4, West Ham United 0. [Daily...

You may pummel us with a cyber beer bottle, but one thing soccer has over any American sport is the clever chants and songs the rafter folk compose for their team and team’s players. Manchester United fans have always...

Everton striker Tim Cahill’s goal celebration has raised some controversy from people who are annoyed by goal celebrations. Cahill scored Everton’s second goal during their Premiership match today and gave a shout out to his jailbird brother by locking...

The Daily Mail has an interesting break down of the moments following Martin Taylor’s malicious attack on Eduardo Da Silva’s fibula. We already know Da Silva’s foot was a dangle and snip away from complete dislocation, but apparently the...

You know that nasty feeling you get right before a “Heroes” scene that’s about to unveil Hayden Panettiere performing one of her “I can’t get injured because I’m indestructible” stunts and bones, guts, blood or whatever else are about...

Many of our soccer fan friends believe Arsenal’s phenomenal season is just that: a phenomenon that can’t be explained. Arsenal goalkeeper Manuel Almunia’s confrontation with a ghost may explain it all. He’s revealed that his small apartment is haunted...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Soon enough there will be a gap wide enough wide enough for Cristiano Ronaldo’s ego to get through. Arsenal extend first place lead by defeating Blackburn 2-0. [Belfast Telegraph] NBA: The King...

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “Now where did my little black book go?”...

Leave it to the cockiest and we stress cocky, athletes in the world to disregard trophies and awards that other players receive. Cristiano Ronaldo, Sir Alex Ferguson’s boyfriend, is thoroughly convinced, even without the distinction of soccer’s most notable...

If Roberto Carlos has the most volatile left foot in the world, then Alan Shearer has the right one. Cristiano Ronaldo has both? Hm. Alan Shearer scores this rocket from outside the penalty box and we swear, if you...

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “We’ve added these lovely ladies to your contract.”...

It’s not our goal of the day, but we just couldn’t pass this up. The announcer gushes over Cristiano Ronaldo’s free kick against Portsmouth, and we admit, we were gushing a bit too. Can this guy get any better?...

Cristiano Ronaldo recently spoke out about teammate Carlos Tevez’s brilliant form. The two have been the striking force of Manchester United’s 9 wins out of 10 stretch and Cristiano Ronaldo has proclaimed, for the world to hear, that he...

News from the trash bin: Newcastle head coach Kevin Keegan has commenced his reconquest of “Toon Town” by joining hand-in-hand with fat owner Mike Ashley in everything stupid and absurd. There’s news from across the Atlantic that the Newcastle...

Traditional jersey swapping after soccer games can be gross. And sometimes it can be ugly. Remember Zidane? Other times it can be comical. Especially when more than one player fiends for the opportunity to own a piece of memoabilia...

Liverpool FC are late on a lot of things this year: firing head coach Rafa Benitez, moving on up in the standings and throwing their holiday bash. The club, after thrashing Luton 5-0 in FA Cup action this week,...

Talk about bad luck. Manchester City’s newest acquisition, Mexican international Nery Castillo, seen carted off on a coffin-like sretcher (eerie), suffered a dislocated left shoulder in the 33rd minute. At this moment, yes this precise moment, Nery is undergoing...

Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka had been rumored to be on the move to Chelsea FC until he got the cock block from Avram Grant. Well that rumor was all bologna as well because Anelka was transferred today from shitty...

Liverpool’s American owners aren’t the biggest fans of Spanish head coach Rafa Benitez. Liverpool is sluggishly hanging on to the fifth spot in the Premiership standings and if things don’t shape up in the Beatles hometown, then Benitez will...

Middlesbrough midfielder David Wheater is a rugged looking bastard. If he threated to tear us apart, we’d take it seriously. Apparently, he’ll tear Steven Gerrard and Cristiano Ronaldo apart if we cheer him on. Considering that would be amazing...

Cristiano Ronaldo has hit an interesting point in his career. With his stardom growing, Ronaldo has leapt from the dungeon of young prodigy and has established himself as experienced international. He’s so bangin’ he made it to the top...

Manchester United head coach Sir Alex Ferguson was spiked with a red card during Man Utd.’s loss against Bolton last week. Ferguson turned belligerent fool after a harsh tackle from Bolton’s Kevin Davies on Manchester’s Patrice Evra, and Fergie...

Liverpool FC head coach Rafa Benitez has been in hot water ever since he called out his American owner bosses for being cheapskates. He demanded some extra dough to pick up some players during the Winter transfer window, but...

Henk Ten Cate (awesome!) has denied rumors that he’s trying to court FC Barcelona midfielder Ronaldinho from Catalunya. Ten Cate was once part of the Frank Rijkaard (Barca head coach) squad in 2005, so he’s got some inside leverage...

Manchester City are in the middle of one their best seasons in years and they’re looking to beef up their team by welcoming three new, Thai acquisitions: Kiatprawut Saiwaew, Suree Sukha and Teerasil Dangda. The trio played well for...

Fernando Torres’ transfer from Spanish pee-ons Atletico Madrid to Premiership pee-ons Liverpool has been far from smooth. But the striker has found the style of play in England suitable to his soccer needs, so he’s gone ahead and decided...

Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas is as devout to “Gunners” soccer as Spaniards are to jamón. He was reluctant to the indulge in the major offers from Real Madrid and FC Barcelona last year, and it seems like the latest...

When Jose Mourinho picks a fight, you know the Ex-Chelsea manager must be close to a comeback. “The Special One” (as he often referred to himself), is rumored to be headed to FC Barcelona, so he’s dusted off his...

Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash’s back is as brittle as corn bread, so he’s already looking towards his post-basketball retirement plans. Nash set the record straight about rumors that he was about to shell out 300 million pounds...