The Ronaldo transvestite saga has officially come to a close with every one of them penis-weilding transvestites confessing that there was neither sex, nor were there drugs, involved in the escapades that ruined Ronaldo’s marketing appeal. What stands is...

We’re going to beat this Ronaldo/Transvestite story like a trance-inducing drum because a) it’s dramatic b) jelloo, it’s Ronaldo and hookers with wangs and c) this story doesn’t want to die. Ronaldo’s vehemently denied there was any sexual intercourse...

Ronaldo is in complete denial. Yesterday we reported that he was on the verge of losing his lifetime contract with Vietnamese sweatshop entrepreneur Nike because of that transvestite thing. Pained with the reality that he might be homeless and...

It was only a matter of time (like 24 hours) until the bottom fell out of Ronaldo’s escapade that involved three transvestites. Today we learned the details of the pick-up artist at work, and now we’ve got word Ronaldo’s...

AC Milan striker Ronaldo was quick to pronounce yesterday that he did solicit three prostitutes that turned out to be transvestites, but he’s gone into hiding since the fiasco, canceling two scheduled television appearances and taking hospice at a...

Andre Luis Ribeiro Albertino, seen here with Ronaldo’s car documents, is one of the three prostitutes that the AC Milan striker solicited in Rio this weekend. After seeing this photo, we’re convinced Ronaldo’s knee-injury from February severely impaired his...

We’re oblivious to the type of insurmountable shame necessary to voluntarily go to police after discovering prostitutes accompanying you have “franks and beans” stored in their panties. AC Milan’s Ronaldo (the fat one) discovered the prostitutes he hired, after...

In a little more than two years, most of the globe will focus its attention on the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. However, plenty of South Africans are already thinking about the throngs of men with disposable income...

When Formula One racing was pummeled by allegations last year that there was rampant cheating, they decided to clear out the airways by embracing their mistakes in an effort to move forward. Current FIA president (FIA is the governing...

We knew we’d be dragged into ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer’s hooker fest someway and minor league baseball team Macon Music granted us an avenue. The club is sponsoring an Eliot Spitzer night, reminding us that minor league baseball can get...