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TuesdayOctober282008

Goal(s) Of The Day: Pikolin Palacios And Zlatan Ibrahimovic Have A Flick Off

We love a good battle—whether it’s of the bands, DJ or burger variety. That’s why we were so psyched to find this gem pitting Inter Milan’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic against Pumas’ Pikolin Palacios (say the three times fast). The challenge...

MondayAugust112008

Goal Of The Day: Leandro Augusto Has Great Aim.

Lightning can strike unexpectedly in Mexico City. And Leandro Augusto proved it when he scored an 88th minute strike against Toluca. Of course, the day was riddled with sunshine so maybe we should say Augusto eclipsed Toluca’s chances of...

WednesdayJuly092008

Goal Of The Day: No Goals. R.I.P. Daniel Jaramillo.

Since there’s been absolutely no soccer in the last two days, we thought a mention of Pumas de UNAM defender Daniel Jaramillo’s death would be more fitting. We’re not Pumas fans, but we’re soccer fans. And just like Antonio...

FridayMay022008

Veracruz Fans Are Really Angry, Violent

You know what’s worse than your team losing a really important game? Relegation from the first division after three years of first division play. That’s the reality facing Veracruz players and their fans after last weekend’s 4-2 defeat to...

MondayFebruary042008

'Member? Another Episode Of David Slaying Goliath...

Whas Happened In Sports This Crazeee Weekend Super Bowl: It was more like Hulk Hogan body slams Andre the Giant, but you get it. The New York Giants stun the New England Patriots by defeating them in the final...

FridayJanuary182008

Pumas "No Sirven Pa' Nada", Waaaaaaaah!

If you get a kick out of small children acting like men, then this is the funniest vid out there. When Pumas lost to Atlante in the Apertura last year, this little tike couldn’t bare it. So much grief...

WednesdayJanuary092008

'Member? Interliga 2008 Thrilled Us For About Fifteen Minutes On Tuesday Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer Roundup Interliga 2008: We tuned into Monterrey V San Luis to marvel at the Monterrey stripes and they wore…orange jerseys?! That’s just mean. Monterrey 1, San Luis 0. [USA Today] Carling Cup:...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Interliga 2008 Invades Los Angeles

There’s a doubleheader going on tonight in Carson, Ca and it has nothing to do with David Beckham. Wa-fucking-hoo. San Luis are set to take on BIMBO toting Monterrey and Pumas are pinned against Cruz Azul. To think it...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Interliga 2008 Kicks Off With Jared Borgetti Clarifying That Losing Is O.K.

Interliga 2008 commenced yesterday! If you’re wondering what the heck this tourney is, then be bewildered no longer. Mexico’s Interliga competition is an off-season tournament intended to determine which Mexican clubs (two three) will compete in the Copa Libertadores...

MondayDecember102007

'Member? Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather Stays Pretty

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Boxing: Floyd Mayweather TKO’d Ricky Hatton in round 10 to retain his title. He then declared the Dallas Mavericks would go to the NBA Finals. Someone order him a CAT Scan. [Telegraph UK]...

FridayDecember072007

'Member? Someone Forgot To Tell Pumas And Atlante That It Was The Finals

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Mexican Soccer League Final: Atlante hold Pumas to a draw and bore the heck out of everyone, 0-0. [Reuters UK] NBA: It was the battle of the mediocre last night in Portland as...

MondayDecember032007

'Member? Club América Gets Plucked, UCLA's Crap, And Guess What: The NY Giants Aren't That Bad After All.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana Final: Club América falls to Arsenal of Argentina 3-2 at home, making Chivas de Guadalajara fans the happiest people on earth. That’s how it works with that rivalry, right? [Terra] NFL:...

MondayNovember052007

Member? When Do You Stop Watching A Soccer Game That Ends 8-0?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Mexican Soccer League: If soccer club Veracruz was a boxer, this would be the time to retire before brain damage. UNAM Pumas thump Veracruz 8-0. [El Universal] NFL: A note to Boston sports...

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