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FridayNovember142008

Oxford Rugby Players Show Their Sensitivity, Tell Party People To Bring Their Curls And Hot Jewish Girls

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WednesdayNovember052008

Heads Up: Ball's Comin' At Cha', Kiddo

Yeah, we had to rewind this video a couple of times, too, but it’s a pretty awesome play for a buncha no good punk kids. [YouTube]...

FridayOctober312008

Spanish Racists Take To The Internet To Harass Lewis Hamilton

Puta madre, it’s like we’re going to start a whole section on this site just for Spanish racists. This time, they’re targeting F1 superstar Lewis Hamilton (again), but have upped the ante. They’ve moved their 13th-century ideals to the...

WednesdayOctober012008

Spainish Baller Jose Calderon Wants To Apologize For That Whole Slanted Eyes Olympic Mess

As the NBA training camp season opens, a lot of last season’s failures fuel the questions spouted by reporters. But for Toronto Raptors guard Jose Calderon, it’s the most-say racist picture he took with his Spanish Olympic basketball squad...

TuesdaySeptember162008

Tony Kornheiser: Flaming Racist Bastard, Or Old Geezer Who's Simply Unfunny?

Facts: Tony Kornheiser was on Monday Night Football last night and said this during a cut-away between the English-broadcast and an excerpt of the ESPN Deportes coverage: “I took high school Spanish, either he said he’s not going to...

MondayAugust182008

Argentine Women's Soccer Players Are Latest Spanish-Speaking Group Of Olympians With "Slant-Eyes" Pics

The first time is chance. The second time is coincidence. The third time is a pattern. As the battle rages on over whether the Spanish nation’s Olympic heroes are racist for their slant-eyed shenanigans, another country whose main language...

ThursdayAugust142008

Spanish Tennis Team Try And Top Racist Spanish Basketball Team Ad

Oh, Spain. How are you going to get away with this one? After photographs were revealed last week of the Spanish basketball team making derogatory gestures towards their Olympic hosts, a photo of the Spanish Tennis Team has surfaced...

MondayAugust112008

Spain Makes Sure They Medal High In The Racist 400

It looks like the 31-point blowout the US Men’s Basketball team handed the Chinese delegation yesterday won’t be the most embarrassing thing the home bball team will face this Olympics. That honor of offense goes to the Spaniards, and...

TuesdayJune242008

Don Imus Wants To Know What Color You Are. Black? Of Course.

“Nappy-headed hoe” hating shock jock Don Imus is at it again with his glaring racism and prejudicial comments. During a taping yesterday morning, Imus weighed in on Adam “Pacman” Jones’ decision to drop his nickname in a Kobe-esque maneuver...

WednesdayMay282008

MLS Fans Adopt European Soccer Tendencies, A.K.A. Racism

The world has been chanting a familiar chorus about MLS since David Beckham stepped onto the Home Depot Center’s pitch for the first time: when is America going to embrace the globalized characteristics of the “World Game?” Unbeknown to...

MondayMay192008

Ozzie Guillen Finds More Hate Mail Than Junk Mail In His Inbox

While most of us rue each email we get promising something to do with sexual drive, enhancement or opportunities, at least we don’t get Ozzie Guillen’s email. The White Sox manger has been getting racist letters from anonymous jerks...

MondayApril282008

Patrice Evra Wags Tongue Against Racism

Manchester United’s Patrice Evra threw blows with Chelsea staffers after Manchester’s defeat against the Blues leveled the tables in the English Premier League. The scuffle would be dismissed as nothing more than some post-game entertainment because we’ve really seen...

TuesdayApril082008

Ozzie Guillen Keeps The White Man Down Says Fans

While some on our staff are off making Latino-only fantasy baseball teams, Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen is getting plenty of crap for creating what a lot of people believe is a real-life version. Guillen is getting emails...

ThursdayMarch272008

Crazy Old Baseball Writer Furman Bisher Hangs On To The Past

Meet 89-year old Furman Bisher. Furman’s a baseball writer for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and he has a problem with Major League Baseball’s insistence on opening their season over in Japan. But it has nothing to do with starting the...

ThursdayMarch132008

Oklahoma City Really Proves They Deserve The Sonics

If you hear a giant sucking noise emanating from the Northwest United States sometime between June and August, don’t be alarmed. It’s just the NBA tearing the Sonics from Seattle’s bosom and dropping it in the heartland—Oklahoma City, to...

ThursdayFebruary282008

Dressing In Nazi Garb And Blackface Is Still Hip In Australia. Weeee.

We know this story smack your fore brain a few days ago, but we’ve been busy and shite. Apparently a little bit of Spain has rubbed off on some of Australia’s finest athletes after a a few members of...

MondayFebruary042008

Spain's Formula One Fans Taunt Black Formula One Driver Lewis Hamilton, Are Fuckheads

McLaren racing car driver Lewis Hamilton didn’t have a great weekend in Barcelona. Hamilton, the first black Formula One series driver in history, had to suffer from Spain’s ruthless and degenerate fans, usually only found in soccer, during trials...

FridayJanuary182008

Golfweek Decides Kelly Tilghman Hasn't Offended Enough People, Goes Extra Mile

(UPDATE: It turns out the editor, Dave Seanor, has been “replaced.”) In a move that probably won’t lead to the American Society of Magazine Editors award for cover of the year, Golfweek has decided to illustrate Kelly Tilghman’s Tiger...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Television Anchor Makes A Racial Remark About Tiger Woods, Is Blonde

Live television can really put a sports telecaster in a bind. Kelly Tilghman is the main play-by-play announcer for the Golf Channel’s PGA coverage. She’s the first women to ever head a the play-by-play of a major men’s sports...

ThursdayDecember272007

Heads Up: We Thought This Only Happened In Commercials

See, this is the reason if you want to play the Wii sports with a flat-screen, you need to mount the sucker. Real high. [iFilm] Carlos Ischia formally took over as manager of Boca Juniors, pissing off Diego Maradona...

FridayAugust242007

Andy Rooney Believes The Mendoza Line Seperates Nothern and Southern States

Andy Rooney has always been a curmudgeon in his columns and 60 Minutes rants, but was he always a racist curmudgeon? (Yes.) In his latest column, about why he doesn’t like baseball, Mr. Friendly has found a new reason...

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