It seems that Carlos Tevez is pretty sad. Crowd: How sad is he? He’s so sad, that when Diego Maradona came to talk to him about playing for the Argentine national team, all the forwrd could talk about was...

It’s been a pretty rough couple of months for Cristano Ronaldo. After a summer of speculation where he sauntered off to Sardinia with his now ex-girlfriend Nereida Gallardo as Manchester United and Real Madrid vied for his services, it...

Real Madrid Goalby Machochip Individual runs are always wonderful when they’re capped off by a sensational goal. But when the team delivers a collective movement, chipping balls over defenders, using their noggins to deliver a perfect setup for the guy...

Real Madrid suffered a first week loss and then came out of the blocks firing, but managed to scare the shiz out of every “Ultra Sur” fan after allowing Numancia to score three goals against them, including this wonder-strike...

Besides worldwide recognition for being the fastest man on the planet, Usain Bolt has some other perks we’re a bit envious of. The Jamaican sensation has been invited by Spanish La Liga giants Real Madrid to help players increase...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night College Football: A 42-yard field-goal was the difference for the UCLA Bruins as they stunned the 18th-ranked Tennessee Volunteers in overtime at the Rose Bowl. Third string quarterback Kevin Craft overcame four first...

Real Madrid’s Julio Baptista didn’t get much playing time under Fabio Capello because we’re guessing Fabio hates Brazilians. (Check Robinho’s stats too. His numbers totally dipped during Capello’s sole season at Real.) But once current coach Bernd Schuster stepped...

What in the world is Carlos Tevez doing? Does he hate Cristiano Ronaldo that much that he’s openly supporting Cristiano Ronaldo’s need for a change of scenery via Madrid? We wonder what kind of tift these two had because...

With news hitting the blogosphere last night that Ronaldinho had signed with AC Milan for roughly 21 million euros, the rumors have been spreading widely as to who Barcelona could and should sign. They’ve already locked five new players...

It seems that Wimbledon champ Rafael Nadal and Cristiano Ronaldo have a bigger link than just hot girlfriends. Nadal is a huge Real Madrid fan, and after he won Wimbledon, he ran into Real president Ramon Calderon where the...

Cristiano Ronaldo went through with his ankle surgery much to the chagrin of Manchester United officials and here are some of the first pictures displaying him in all his injurd glory. He looks so different sans Nereida Gallardo, no?...

Cristiano Ronaldo must have been bored playing bingo in his Austrian hotel room waiting for his next Euro 08 matchup. He’s decided to send the soccer world in tizzy by wearing a look that bludgeons home many messages to...

We want every New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox fan to pucker up their ears: the biggest rivalry in the world isn’t between your two teams. It’s between Real Madrid and Barcelona. And they clashed yesterday at Real...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night La Liga: Since Real Madrid were already crowned champions, El Clasico didn’t carry much of the flair from years past, but the allure of seeing Lionel Messi V Raul and Henry V Marcelo...

Real Madrid were crowned La Liga champions last weekend when they managed to come from behind against Osasuna and scored two blistering goals in the final four minutes of the game. Gonzalo Higuain’s goal was the culmination of a...

La Liga: Real Madrid make a second consecutive title look easy, but it’ll have to wait until next week to become official. Real Madrid 3, Bilbao 0. [Sporting Life] NBA Playoffs 2008: The Suns are stubborn bastards that won’t...

Roberto Carlos’ strike is breathtaking, but there’s nothing like the goalscorer’s humble glance to the fans with a sarcastically unpretentious gesture. “Oh. Did I score that goal? Woes me.” We blame it on the dingy uniforms. More Machochip “Goal...

The one thing you always hear from the richest clubs in the world is how they can virtually envision acquiring any player they damn well please. Take Real Madrid. After a pitiful outing in the Champions League, they’ve gone...

The best part of this is Ramon Calderon’s face displaying true joy and admiration for an actor that isn’t really even there. It’s exactly the way we would imagine him if Cristiano Ronaldo were wearing an “El Blanco” jersey...

We’ve never been fans of ol’ Nick Cage. OK, Face/Off was great, but that National Treasure nonsense (and then a sequel?) was unwarranted. Whatever the case, Real Madrid were bamboozled into believing that the guy they were hosting with...

If you’re a Roma fan, kudos for the win today. If you’re a Real Madrid fan, your voice is probably raspier than gypsy woman’s armpit from all the yelling at Guti’s horrific passes and Julio Baptista’s less than gentle...

This young, busy-headed kid on the left is Philippe Coutinho, a 15-year-old player in Brazilian team Vasco da Gama’s system. But according to the team, Real Madrid is trying to change that, offering the young ‘un and his pop...

If you weren’t jealous of Cristiano Ronaldo before, (hookers, fast cars, BINGO!), then the latest news regarding Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon’s admission that the club is ready to break the bank for him should make you feel scrawny....

Real Madrid was hardly outplayed yesterday by regional rivals Getafe. They weren’t dominated, nor were they even tested. However, they were bamboozled into believing they had taken the lead when Arjen Robben stormed through the penalty area and rocketed...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night La Liga: An eight point lead in the tables vanishes quickly when you suck the last two weekends, or when the referees want to cheat you. Real Madrid 0, Getafe 1. [IHT] NBA:...

We’ve been like a nursing baby without a teat these last few months without European Champions League play, but it’s finally here. The tournament is down to the final 16 clubs and eight teams clash today in the first...

Alfredo Di Stefano has reached the zenith of grandeur. Real Madrid unveiled a monolithic statue of the Argentine striker known as the “Blond Arrow” (Saeta rubia) on Sunday to commemorate his prolific career. It looks like a big block...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend La Liga: Real Madrid aim to solidify a cycle for the rest of the year: win big, lose pitifully. Real Betis 2, Real Madrid 1. [Sporting Life] FA Cup: We know what the...

When you’re on the cover of a video game next to Ronaldinho and there’s talk of the world’s richest clubs targeting you, it’s hard not to get a big head. Luckily, 18-year-old American prodigy Jozy Altidore, who’s on the...

We awoke nostalgic for the olden days. Here’s a clip of Alfredo Di Stefano scoring one of seven Real Madrid goals. Eintracht Frankfurt were destined for humiliation and they didn’t even know it. Retro videos are, like, really cool....

If we were to debate about who is the greatest player in soccer history, we’d start drinking immediately in order to quell the frustration. Arguing for Pele or Diego Maradona is like bickering over which beer is better: Bud...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend La Liga: How many adjectives can you think of that would describe Real Madrid’s drubbing of Valladolid? Real Madrid 7, Valladolid 0. [CNN] African Cup of Nations: Egypt is crowned the best in...

Luis Figo is now old, ready for retirement and straining to come back from a brutal leg injury he suffered last November. But back in 2002, he was lighting up Real Madrid’s offense with gorgeous crosses and beautiful lofts...

Whas Happened In Sports This Crazeee Weekend Super Bowl: It was more like Hulk Hogan body slams Andre the Giant, but you get it. The New York Giants stun the New England Patriots by defeating them in the final...

We tried this once and didn’t even make it two feet off the ground, wound up landing on our tailbone and our soccer ball ended up in the neighbors yard. On the other hand, Hugo Sanchez could do this...

Real Madrid’s Ivan Helguera needed a hip replacement after Ronaldinho’s juke. Iker Casillas seems to give up before Ronaldinho even takes a shot. The only one that looks unfazed is compatriot Roberto Carlos, who playfully kicks the ball around...

Open caption for your creative pleasure. Guti asks Robinho for a favor. Image [Who Ate All The Pies]...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s mom isn’t shy about weighing in on her sons’ personal life. Besides managing her sons monthly hooker budget, the lovely matriarch is trying to convince Ronaldo to exchange Manchester United Red for Real Madrid white because, well,...

Why do we feel if there were a rumble between the EPL SuperFans and MLS SuperFans, there’d be a lot of Yanks on the ground writhing in pain? [AOL Fanhouse] Real Madrid say they now have no interest in...

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Last week it was Dudek for Casillas means no win. This week it’s Dudek for Casillas means no more Copa Del Rey for Madrid. Real Madrid 0, Mallorca 1. [CNN]...

As far as we know, there’s no such thing as a Hall of Fame in Spanish soccer. But that doesn’t mean players can’t continue their legacy elsewhere. Iker Casillas’ recent form is on the fringe of becoming some legendary...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: It’s simply, really: Casillas for Dudek means a loss. And when Real takes out Raul within ten minutes of the second half, that also means they don’t care anymore. Mallorca...

It’ll be another month until Champions League returns, but smack talk and unrealistic gibberish from overzealous players can always be counted on. Note ex-Real Madrid defensive midfielder Cicinho. His recent declaration that Real Madrid are 90% certain to exit...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night: NFL Playoff Roundup NFC Wildcard: FOX’s slow motion close-ups of Eli Manning prove that even when he goes 20-27 with two TD’s, he still looks mighty ugly doing it. New York Giants 24,...

Manchester United has set a price for Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his hair gel extravaganza and man purse selling appeal. If Real Madrid are really interested in his services, then they’ll have to shell out $147 million, which,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Real Madrid’s victory dance consists of a smug face and a fist pump. We preferred the Brazilian cockroach goal dance of Ronaldo, Julio Baptista and Robinho . Real Madrid 2,...

Young Mexican striker Giovani Dos Santos has seen limited play this season in Catalunya because, in our opinion, head coach Frank Rijkaard has gone bonkers. It’s truly uncertain why Dos Santos hasn’t been given more time since Thierry Henry,...

Real Madrid V Barcelona is the most desired sporting event in the world. Yes Yankee/Red Sox fans, this game is even bigger than you. Real Madrid are seven points clear going into the Christmas break and this Julio Baptista...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend La Liga: It’s just not the same without David Beckham Roberto Carlos. Ok, we’re over it. Real Madrid 1, FC Barcelona 0. [AFP] NFL: Run McNabb! Run! Fumble! Wait! Oh crap! Touchdown? Ha!...