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ThursdayJuly102008

Oh Look. There's A Drunk Soccer Referee In Belarus.

We’ve succumb to a drunken stupor on the job before (not this one, of course) and it’s never fun. Have you ever tried explaining to someone that the “Soul Assassins” album from 1997 is no longer available in print...

MondayJune232008

Soccer Player Bites Ref, Fava Beans and Chianti Nowhere To Be Found

Refs seem to be getting a bad shake lately. If they’re not under investigation for something, they’re getting increasingly yelled at for crappy officiating. Well, Rannord A. Jones has one-upped Congress, the NBA, fans and everyone who’s been on...

MondayJune162008

We Bet Howard Webb's Tocayo Is One Angry Man

Living in today’s world with a name like Pablo Escobar, Charles Manson or Ralph Nader is like having the word puto tattooed on your forehead. Just ask 62 year old Englishman, Howard Webb. He’s an engineer living in Rotherman,...

FridayMay022008

Japan--Land Of The Rising Referee Ire

Being a referee is a generally thankless profession. You have to keep the peace amongst athletes who are getting paid a ton more than you are and then usually get yelled at by everyone over a call you made...

FridayApril112008

Uruguayan Striker Mario Leguizamon Kicked Off Team For Telling Ref She Needs To Find A Good Lay

Peruvian club Universidad San Martin have annulled the remainder of Mario Leguizamon’s (pictures in the white uniform) contract because he’s a misogynistic prick. We’re not in the mood for subtelty at this juncture of the day. The Peruvian Football...

MondayMarch102008

Referee Look-Alike Beaten, Unfortunately Not Frank Caliendo

We’ve all been there—a ref makes a horrible call and we’re out for murderous blood, even from our fellow fans. Some wouls say the target for our aggression shouldn’t be in the stands with us, but the with the...

ThursdayDecember272007

It's A Good Thing Malaysian Referees Aren't Working In America

A Malaysian soccer referee decided to fight fire with a loaded gun when he went all Clint Eastwood on some players and fans after they chased him out of a stadium this weekend over a red card he issued....

ThursdayDecember272007

Heads Up: We Thought This Only Happened In Commercials

See, this is the reason if you want to play the Wii sports with a flat-screen, you need to mount the sucker. Real high. [iFilm] Carlos Ischia formally took over as manager of Boca Juniors, pissing off Diego Maradona...

ThursdayDecember272007

Green Bay Packers Linebacker Files Complaint Against Ref For Making Him Look Ridiculous

Nick Barnett was made the laughing-stock of the NFL this weekend when he found himself wrestled to the ground by referee Jim Quirk during Sunday’s game against Chicago. It was probably the most comedic performance of the year since...

FridayNovember022007

"El Pibe" Valderrama Makes It Rain On A Referee

American football players think they’re inventive, but they have nothing on Colombian soccer hero Carlos “El Pibe” Valderrama. Now the assistant coach of Atletico Junior, “El Pibe” was ejected from a game for waving cash in front of a...

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