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WednesdayNovember192008

Say It Ain't So—Ronaldo To Reitre?

Talk about bookending your day. We opened up with tales of a young, strong and healthy Cristnano Ronaldo talking smack and wanting to take all comers. Now, we have sad news that the single-named Ronaldo—seen here in his faster...

ThursdayOctober022008

The De La Hoya T-800 Says He'll Be Back

With his December 6th Las Vegas bout with Manny Pacquiao on the horizon, Oscar De La Hoya made it clear to reporters in New York yesterday that his next fight will not be his last, despite previous assertions that...

FridaySeptember122008

Say Good Night, Cuauhtémoc—Blanco Calls It Quits From El Tri.

Cuauhtémoc Blanco, the soccer hero beloved by Mexicans and cursed by many a US soccer follower, has decided to call it quits after his team’s World Cup qualifier against Canada Wednesday night. The match was a milestone, Blanco’s 100th,...

WednesdaySeptember102008

He-So-Totally-Cheated Floyd Landis Is Also Coming Back To Cycling

Looks like Lance Armstrong started a trend. After revealing his own comeback from a three-year layoff, a break-up with his fiancee, and a rendezvous with an Olsen twin (gross…so gross), Lance Armstrong’s comeback news seems to have rubbed off...

TuesdaySeptember092008

Mark McGuire Wants You To Know He Can Still Hit

Apparently the ten year anniversary of Mark McGuire breaking Roger Maris’ remarkable 61 HRs in a single-season record is coming up. But like most people who shy away from steroid users and cheaters, McGuire didn’t even have a clue...

MondaySeptember082008

Lance Armstrong Is Getting Back On The Saddle, Racing For Astana

Everyone check your Vanity Fair next month because news is going to hit that Lance Armstrong is hopping back on the saddle and coming out of retirement. Well, you know his libido is going to be affected so watch...

WednesdayMay142008

Justine Henin Quits The Grunting Game, A.K.A. Women's Tennis

It’s uncertain why great talent retires so young. Maybe it’s the money spilling out of their pockets, the fame weighing them down or the ligaments and tendons occasionally tearing that spurns a class athlete to quit while they’re ahead....

FridayMay022008

Vin Scully Will Not Retire, But Will...Someday

It’s Friday and we’re sentimental. Maybe it’s the ominous clouds over New York City that are waiting to unload a wave of rain later today; or maybe it’s the fact that we forgot to bring our iPod to the...

ThursdayApril172008

Jose Lima, Alone, Afraid, Decides To Retire: Lima Time Is Over.

Normally we wouldn’t give two bits of a shit to a has been that was known more for his off the field antics than on the field success, but Jose Lima, a.k.a. Lima Time, has a special place in...

ThursdayApril102008

Brett Favre Will Be With Us Forever. No. Really. He Might Unretire.

So if a comet lands on Green Bay Packers’ new QB Aaron Rodger’s head, would Brett Favre step up and take his place? It looks like it could be a possibility after Favre disclosed he’s enticed by the idea...

ThursdayMarch062008

Brett Favre Officially Retires, Sheds Tears

Brett Favre officially retired from football today when he appeared before shutter bugs and reporters during a planned press conference. The emotional Favre thanked God, his organization and all of his fans for the years he was allowed to...

TuesdayMarch042008

Get Ready For A Lot Of ESPN Memoriams: Brett Favre's Retiring.

News on the wire is that Green Bay Packers Quarterback—and There’s Something About Mary star—Brett Farve will be retiring this off-season after 17 years in which the future Hall Of Famer won a Super Bowl title and three MVP...

WednesdayFebruary272008

Oscar De La Hoya's Boxing Days Are Numbered... And That Number Is Three

Oscar De La Hoya has let it be known that after the next year, in which he’ll fight three times, his boxing career will be over. This will be after he takes on Contender figher Steve Forbes (who, much...

FridayOctober192007

Randy Couture Decides To Leave Bloodied Canvases For Red Carpets

Randy Couture has left the UFC Octagon for Hollywood’s silver screen. Couture cites UFC’s inability to sign Fedor Emelianenko as his primary reason for leaving, but it’s been confirmed that Couture was sparring with casting directors while his blood...

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