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MondayNovember242008

Ricky Hatton Wants The Winner Of Oscar De La Hoya vs. Manny Pacquiao, Is Already Making Plans For Oscar

Now that British hero Ricky Hatton has easily defeated Paulie Malignaggi to retain the junior welterweight title, he’s looking for bigger fish to fry. You know that big Oscar De La Hoya v. Manny Pacquiao fight we’re all psyched...

ThursdayNovember202008

Brooklyn Boxer Paulie Malignaggi Confident In His "Porn Star Abilities"

Former former IBF junior welterweight champ Paulie Malignaggi is really hyping something up this week leading to his fight against Ricky Hatton on Saturday. But we don’t know if it’s for the fight, or his post-career prospects. There’s only...

ThursdayOctober022008

Heads Up: Practice Safe Catapulting—Always Use A Helmet

Human Catapult | Viral | SPIKE.com Helmets? Check. Booze? Check. Human catapult by the lake? Double check. All right who’s ready to kill some brain cells and possibly lose a leg? [Spike]...

TuesdayApril152008

Ricky Hatton Totally Dissed Angelina Jolie, Is A Flipping Idiot

Ricky Hatton has finally revealed what transpired after he was knocked the fuck out by Floyd Mayweather Jr. last December. We know the World Boxing Council prohibits smelling salts these days, but someone should have snuck some past officials...

FridayFebruary292008

Ricky Hatton Wants To Be BFF With Floyd Mayweather Jr.

It isn’t a recurring occurrence for a boxer whose humiliated you in the ring to become your friend. Especially when aforementioned boxer insulted you mercilessly until he pummeled you in the ring. Boxer Ricky Hatton doesn’t care about all...

ThursdayJanuary172008

De La Hoya-Mayweather On Tap, No One Cares

When Oscar De La Hoya and Floyd Mayweather Jr. met last year, it broke all kinds of records. And as every good entertainer knows, with something that popular, you’ve just gotta have a sequel. But with this fight looming...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Ricky Hatton's Wisdom Leads Him To Binge Drink His Sorrows Away

The average loser will do whatever he can to forget his sorrows: cinema, a night out drinking with friends, “CSI” reruns. Manchester boxer Ricky Hatton things that’s all hogwash. If you really want to forget about a horrific experience,...

WednesdayDecember262007

HBO Is The Network That Keeps On Giving

Missed all the greatest fights from 2007 because you were too busy losing all of your excess overtime money on Full Tilt Poker? Well you’re in luck. HBO decided to re-air their biggest fights of 2007 that include Oscar...

FridayDecember212007

Machochip Weekly Recap: Because We Didn't Want To Leave You With Coal In Your Stocking.

Christmas weekend usually means that we have to take part in food preparations. We hate that because we always get stuck ruining something. Whether it’s accidentally breaking glass in the rompope, or knocking off our beanie in the beans,...

ThursdayDecember202007

Boxer Ricky Hatton Is The Richest British Loser Ever

People kept cheering when Ricky Hatton hit the canvas after being “knocked the f*** out!” by Floyd Mayweather Jr. We called him an idiot for fighting Mayweather in the first place. Well, that idiot is cheering himself all the...

WednesdayDecember192007

Heads Up: Crazy Moms At Target Will Get You Every Time

We hope this trip to the local San Antonio Target is an attempt by Tony Parker and Eva Longoria to make it seem like everything’s normal after their… um… recent difficulties. But guess what, ParkOria, there aren’t any paparazzi...

TuesdayDecember112007

Heads Up: They Should've Used A Better Barrier Than Hay Bundles

The life of a race car driver isn’t all trashy girls and Ricky Bobby quotes. This is video of Brazilian driver Rafael Sperafico hitting the wall and getting killed on the track this past weekend. You can take the...

MondayDecember102007

The Miami Dolphins Throw In The Ricky Hatton Inspired Towel

Well that’s it. The Miami Dolphins have officially thrown in the towel. They dropped their 13th game of the season yesterday to the Buffalo Bills and digressed to, well, 0-13 for the year. No one seemed stunned by the...

MondayDecember102007

Heads Up: Thanks For Shielding My Eyes, NFL Network

This is the most egregious run on the field we’ve ever seen—right into the huddle! More importantly, since this was a Thursday night NFL game, could you still use one of the other cameras to see the idiot, or...

MondayDecember102007

'Member? Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather Stays Pretty

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Boxing: Floyd Mayweather TKO’d Ricky Hatton in round 10 to retain his title. He then declared the Dallas Mavericks would go to the NBA Finals. Someone order him a CAT Scan. [Telegraph UK]...

FridayDecember072007

Liverpool Coach Rafa Benitez Says No To 4 AM Fights

Ricky Hatton fever is hitting England’s soccer players like the Rage Virus in 28 Days Later. It’s even threatening to take down some teams as they head in Champions League play because this weekend’s 4 AM fight (England time)...

ThursdayDecember062007

Floyd Mayweather's Idea Of What Makes A Boxer Great Might Be Different Than Yours

In a press conference for what is proving to be the most fun boxing’s seen since Oscar put heels on, Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather started throwing verbal jabs at each other. Sure, it’s par for the course, but...

TuesdayDecember042007

Heads Up: What If Ghandi Punched Out A Homeless Person?

We loved the description of this clip: “He is one of the nicest, most gentle giants I have ever met. The chances of this happening were the same as if Ghandi punched out a homeless person.” We’re not sure...

TuesdayDecember042007

Ricky Hatton Vs. Oscar De La Hoya Is A Possibility In 2008. Heels In The Ring Are Definitely Banned. Maybe.

English Boxer Ricky Hatton and WBC champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. are set to throw down in Las Vegas this weekend, with the winner earning a healthy purse. But Ricky Hatton has a little more to earn if he ends...

MondayDecember032007

Boxer Ricky Hatton Will Not Retire When He Loses

Back in the day, you know 1990’s and shiz, boxers wouldn’t consider retirement until their eyes were permanently swollen and their appearance locked on something between Quasimodo and HBO boxing announcer Harold Lederman. Isn’t that guy always drunk too?...

FridayNovember302007

Floyd Mayweather, Gentleman Boxer

Floyd Mayweather is a lot of things—Fashionable Mo’Fo, talented boxer and horrible rapper. But has he ever been the good guy? Mayweather says that while he’s usually pinned as the heel, this upcoming fight with Textin’ Ricky Hatton makes...

FridayNovember232007

Floyd Mayweather Compares Himself To Muhammad Ali And Wants To Butt Ram Ricky Hatton

Floyd Mayweather is the cockiest mo’effin’ boxer on the block these days. Yet, he’s been able to backup his potent smack talk by taking out some of the best in his class. Always ready to unload of fury of...

WednesdayNovember142007

Heads Up: Luckily Granny Didn't Get Her Gun

Check out the circled spot for the granny giving Manchester United’s Ryan Giggs the one fingered salute. See, this is why we tell our mom we want Grandma over all the time. [The Offside Rules] Uh, oh, the shiz...

WednesdayNovember142007

Boxer Ricky Hatton Texts David Beckham: Im N2U

We might have found the reason why English soccer is going down the drain: its top stars are hanging around boxer Ricky Hatton instead of practicing. Manchester United star Wayne Rooney carried the light heavyweight champ’s belt into the...

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