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WednesdayJuly302008

Now Here's A Soccer Riot We Can Get Behind

Soccer riots have a long history of being about stupid shit. Either someone talked smack about another dude’s girlfriend or a group (or six) of rows decide to start throwing fascist salutes all over the place. But occasionally, a...

ThursdayJuly242008

Brazilian Police Beat Unarmed Female Soccer Fan At Stadium

Just like a rapid pitbull, you’re really not supposed to taunt police officers in any way. Trust us, we were born and raised in Los Angeles and unless you want your ass tased or your cranium smashed in by...

TuesdayJune032008

Riot Police Sub In For Nautico V Botafogo Match

Because there really isn’t enough violence on Machochip today, we thought a new episode of Soccer Violence is exactly what you need on this Tuesday afternoon. Botafogo defender Andre Luis (pictured giving the bird) was shown a second yellow...

ThursdayMay152008

Glasgow Rangers' Fans Riot Because Of Television Glitch, Are Dumb

We’re jaded with stories about soccer violence. So much so that we’re no longer stunned when looking at pictures of men trampled by police and hooligans tossing anything in sight in order to incite a raucous. Glasgow Rangers fans...

MondayApril142008

Fiery Toilet Paper Abruptly Ends Ajax V Groningen Game

We couldn’t so much as enter with an unopened bottle of water at a Los Angeles Dodgers’ game in Vero Beach, Fl last month, but for some reason, soccer fans in Holland (and basically everywhere else in the world)...

TuesdayMarch182008

Argentina Shows Colombia A Thing Or Two About Soccer Riots

Soccer-related violence is sparking its way down the South American continent as Argentina got into the act, a mere two weeks after the Colombian fans decided to also get stabby at a game. Almost 200 fans were arrested during...

WednesdayMarch122008

Did A Love Triangle Start The Columbian Soccer Riot?

Silly us. We thought that this past weekend’s Colombian soccer brawl was caused by the coach bonking the other coach in the nose. While punching his Deportivo Cali rival Daniel Carreno got America coach Diego Umana suspended for 11...

SundayMarch092008

Colombian Soccer Riot Surprisingly Drug-Free

Now this is what we were talking about. During a soccer match in Colombia between America de Cali and Deportivo de Cali, a riot broke out in the stands leaving 80 people wounded, including 18 stabbed fans....

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