With a name like Diego Buonanotte, scoring better come easy. And what’s up with that goal celebration? Did he just unload a reverse worm? Those Argentines and their South of the Equator nonsense. More Machochip “Goal Of The Day”...

Soccer violence is pissing us off now. It’s bad enough we have opportunistic soccerphobic haters berating the game every chance they get, but now we’re not so sure it’s unwarranted. Argentine Clausura was marred by more violence this weekend...

So what the heck happened to the giant Budweiser ad on the front of River Plate jerseys? Zinedine Zidane stopped by Argentina during his Latin American excursion this week, a trip that saw him scouring for cover in Brazil,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana: River Plate and Arsenal played to a 0-0 draw. No streakers were involved. [Espn Deportes] MLS Playoffs: No more worrying about spell checking Cuauhtemoc. New England Revolution beat Chicago Fire, 1-0...

The first leg of the Copa Sudamericana semifinals culminates in an Argentine gaucho-fest tonight, when River Plate take on domestic league foes Arsenal (not of the English variety). Millonarios of Colombia already fell to Club América of Mexico today,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: And the nightmare (or fun) begins in Los Angeles. The Houston Rockets break Kobe’s 45 point tear and beat the Lakers 95-93. [Yahoo] Copa Sudamericana: Argentina’s River Plate advances to semifinals after...

Scouring the sports factoids of the day brings us to Diego Maradona. He’s the guy who will forever be linked to the infamous “Mano de Dios” (“Hand of God.”) goal against England in 1986. Bastard. We noticed that it was...