Roberto Carlos’ strike is breathtaking, but there’s nothing like the goalscorer’s humble glance to the fans with a sarcastically unpretentious gesture. “Oh. Did I score that goal? Woes me.” We blame it on the dingy uniforms. More Machochip “Goal...

This video was banned from airing in most parts of the world, but since this is our first time ever seeing it, we thought showing you was a part of our duty. That and it actually made us laugh...

It’s a different bend than the usual, but Roberto Carlos seems to always find a way to score. Is that a balding Romario in the mix? AND Dunga? Nice. Video [YouTube]...

We’re not Turkish. So we don’t know exactly what’s going on in this vid. But the little observational skills we’ve attained over the years have led us to believe this is something of a homage to Brazilian fullback Roberto...