When reports came tumbling out about Roger Clemen’s promiscuity and adultery, a few things didn’t make sense to us. Simply, if he was on roids, how in the world did he get it up with all of these girls?...

Roger Clemens may have tarnished has image as a ballplayer, but he’s managed to rack up points as possibly the greatest cuckold of all time. New York Daily News reports that Clemens enjoyed some Daly meat (zing!) with golfer...

See the lovely young-ish lady to the left? Her name is Angela Moyer, and the New York Daily News, tired from trying to kill off Sean Avery, is reporting that Roger Clemens slept with her and many other women...

News broke earlier today that country singer Mindy McCready and alleged steroid uder Roger Clemens began a ten year relationship when the singer was 15, but news also revealed that the two enjoyed much more than behind-the-scenes hanky panky....

Meet Mindy McCready anytime to party. She had a ten year affair with Roger Clemens that started when she was fifteen. That’s really gross because Roger Clemens was 28 and married. Tabloids are so much fun because they have...

Carlos Lee, the Houston Astros’ Panamanian slugger, really knows how to negotiate clauses into his contract. Most players angle for a jacuzzi in their hotel room or fake urine by the gallon-full—Lee asked for time off from spring training...

We’re as attentive to the Roger Clemens’ steroid saga as Isiah Thomas is to sexual harassment rules. But, the latest twist scraped up enough points on the laughter scale to bring us back…for a moment. Brian McNamee, the New...

If you were talking to the person who sullied your 20+ year pitching career for the first time, how many swear words could you hold yourself to? In the most awkward phone conversation aired since Nixon’s Watergate tapes, Mitchell...

Roger Clemens is, like, the most talked about athlete today. The rumors were circulating that former New York Yankees trainer, and personal steroid guru Brian McNamee, would sue Roger Clemens for defamation. Well they don’t call “The Rocket”, um,...

The Roger Clemens 60 Minutes interview in which he possibly revealed to have been a cokehead was on last night, and it’s hard to say we respect the man any more this morning. Not only did he reject the...

Because we can’t get enough of bulls taking back the night, we love this clip of a matador getting the ragdoll treatment in the nuts. [iFilm] The Kansas City Royals are going to sign pitcher Bartolo Colon. We don’t...

Hank Steinbrenner’s a busy man. Earlier we reported on his flip-flopping on the Johan Santana sweepstakes (he’s in flip mode). Now, he’s going out there and saying he won’t resign Roger Clemens after an offseason that’s seen the beleaguered...

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

Roger Clemens’s lawyers are pulling out all the stops to clear his name that was sullied by the Mitchell Report. They’re now using private investigators to try to discredit Brian McNamee, the informant whose sordid tales of sticking needles...

We’re perturbed that some of the named Mitchell Report players aren’t coughing their guilt up—ahem, Clemens; but when teammates start to arrive in droves with loyalty, we cringe. Why, for once, can’t a teammate say, “Yeah that shmuck was...

There’s nothing quite like one of the preeminent pitchers of our day calling out the best pitcher of all time. But that’s where we find ourselves post-Mitchell Report, when a guy like Red Sox hurler Curt Schilling can call...

New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens was scheduled to speak to Texas high school baseball coaches next month, but the organization has reconsidered because of the recent Mitchell Report guillotine chop Clemens received when he was branded a cheater....

At 2 o’clock today, Former Senator George Mitchell’s going to be releasing his list of Major League Baseball players he found to be guilty of buying steroids. The “Mitchell Report” was funded by MLB to find out who was...