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WednesdayApril232008

Romario Wants You To Know How Great He Is... Hey, Get Back Here...

If you lead your team to a World Cup title, like Brazilian legend Romario did in 1994, you’re free to talk a little smack. But like any good junkie will tell you, be careful with the smack you decide...

MondayFebruary112008

Goal Of The Day: Romario's Trademark Loft Goal.

Romario shouldn’t be credited with 1,000 career professional goals, but he can make a case for accumulating some of the prettiest. If you’ve ever wondered how to get around an anxious goalkeeper who steps too far away from the...

WednesdayFebruary062008

Heads Up: Michael Strahan Takes A Trip To Meet Conan O'Brien.

The New York Giants are all the rage at the moment and Conan O’Brien wasn’t going to miss out. This interview is a bit long for our taste, but it’s worth it. [YouTube] If you’re a soccer fan and...

MondayFebruary042008

Romario Tells Brazilian Soccer Association--Respect My Doping Ass

Legendary Brazilian striker Romario must be a wonderful boyfriend. Two months after testing positive for banned substances (thanks to his thinning hair), Romario is lashing out at the powers that be for not overturning their suspension. The reason? Because...

WednesdayDecember192007

Heads Up: Crazy Moms At Target Will Get You Every Time

We hope this trip to the local San Antonio Target is an attempt by Tony Parker and Eva Longoria to make it seem like everything’s normal after their… um… recent difficulties. But guess what, ParkOria, there aren’t any paparazzi...

FridayDecember072007

Brazilian Legend Romario Fondles The Dope And Gets A Job

Romario’s playing days may be over after traces of a banned substance were found in his system last week. The Brazilian legend admitted to using an anti-balding product that contained the banned substance (finasteride), but he feels he did...

WednesdayDecember052007

Romario Caught With Banned Substance; Can Keep Goals, But Will Lose Hair

Watching a fading superstar hurts.. usually. But reading about 41-year-old former Brazilian star Romario turn into the anti-Sampson is pretty damn funny. In the same week that he was feted for his 1000th lifetime goal by the Brazilian Soccer...

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