We don’t know about you, but leaving Ronaldinho unmmaned right outside of the box is pretty much like leaving Robert Horry or Peja Stojakovic out there on the three-point line alone. It’s going to get put into the net....

Thanks to this wonderful flick from Ronaldinho to Andriy Shevchenko, AC Milan has completed the prelim stage in the Championship League first in their group and go to the group stage. Nice to see Shevchenko relaxed enough to flow...

Ronaldinho scored his 1st goal of the season for Italian side AC Milan during their derby with Inter Milan. The deciding header came in the 37th minute when Kaka, Ronaldinho’s Brazilian teammate, found “Jar-Jar Binks” rushing through the penalty...

Ronaldinho: the buck-toothed Brazilian who is known throughout the Spanish-speaking world as “Jar-Jar Binks”, is already in a heap of trouble because of his addiction to post-game partying. Reports have been funneled from Brazil to Italy through some newspaper...

Swedish soccer player Johanna Almgren was minded her own business at the Olympics when something out of a Star Wars trilogy came bustling towards her, eyes glazed over and panting. It was Brazil’s hefty star Ronaldinho and he had...

Do Italians treasure flairs the way Mexican soccer fans treasure toilet paper? Yes. And this video proves it. Ronaldinho was presented to hundreds of fans yesterday and there’s evidence that flairs are always an Italian soccer celebration staple. Though,...

We bombarded you with news of Ronaldinho’s ever-expanding gut these last few weeks, but there’s actually some pertinent news about his career that has us betting quarters as to where he’ll end up this year. The latest is that...

Newly crowned Brazilian chubster Ronaldinho was out in Brazil doing some good charity work yesterday. He appeared for a charity indoor soccer match sponsored and organized by GRAAC, Group in Support of Teenagers and Children with Cancer. We don’t...

Bludgeoned by the idea of swimming in a cesspool of tequila and acid rain this weekend, we seem to have missed the report on the Free Kick Masters 2008 competition at Reliant Stadium this weekend. Some of the most...

It’s amazing how far rep gets you in soccer. Last week, when Ronaldinho played in a Venezuelan exhibition match, he showed that Ronaldo wasn’t the only soccer star who could develop a gut. But instead of shying away from...

If there was ever a time to sell that extra kidney you’ve got just taking up room in your body, this is it. EA, the makers of the FIFA 09, have decided to make the version on each platform...

We’re always particular to slightly pudgy athletes that defy the odds. We realize most of them play baseball because there’s really no other sport an athlete isn’t canned for being a fatass. Take Manny Ramirez for example. He’s hardly...

Barcelona’s new coach is wasting no time ruffling the feathers of a team that once reigned as European champions and domestic champions in the same. Pep Guardiola disclosed today that the trio consisting of Samuel Eto’o, Ronaldiho and Deco—a...

Our friends at The Spoiler tipped us about a soccer story full of deceit, mystery and sex shock. And it’s not about Nereida Gallardo. It turns out that Barcelona midfielder Ronaldinho underwent a secret physical examination at the Delfos...

The internets abuzzin with news that Barcelona talisman Ronaldinho gazing towards Italy like a Spring breaker from the States. Inter Milan were considered the front-runners for about a week now, but news updates turned up reports that AC Milan...

News that Barcelona players are sidelined due to indiscipline rather than injury preceded their Champions League against Schalke 04, but we just got to it today. And, yes, it’s still totally relevant. Barcelona’s president of economics commission (???), Sala...

Though gorgeous, Ronaldinho’s goal was left in a muck of futility after Barcelona surrendered four goals to Atletico Madrid. It’s like having your new swimsuit calendar arrive via mail, only to have our dog tear it to pieces....

Real Madrid’s Ivan Helguera needed a hip replacement after Ronaldinho’s juke. Iker Casillas seems to give up before Ronaldinho even takes a shot. The only one that looks unfazed is compatriot Roberto Carlos, who playfully kicks the ball around...

There’s been much speculation over the last year as to whether FC Barcelona midfielder Ronaldinho was actually fit enough to be playing professional football. Photographs of the former World Player of the Year captured a thicker than usual waistline...

It wasn’t the merriest of holidays for Catalan striker Ronaldinho. After losing to Real Madrid over the weekend, in the biggest rivalry clash in the world, Barcelona fans decided to point their Catalan fingers straight into the Brazilian’s grill—and...

Are you already feeling the unnecessary stress induced by the holiday season? Have you already bailed your pursuit to find the perfect gift? Do you just hate the holiday season enough to send your loved one a figure of...

Usually, Real Madrid’s association with big name transfers is as obvious as Mike Tyson and crazy. The fact is, whether they’ve just signed 12 new strikers and nine defenders, Madrid are always hunting to get stronger. But there is...

The talk of the town continues to circulate around whether FC Barcelona play maker Ronaldinho is on his way out to AC Milan or Chelsea FC during the winter transfer windows. He sat out during Barca’s clash with regional...

It’s hardly been a secret these days that FC Barcelona striker Ronaldinho has been under the microscope. Kind of happens when you’re playing like a schoolgirl. Whether linked to an AC Milan move or cast as the perfect birthday...

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The rumor mill is churning on whether FC Barcelona scapegoat, Ronaldinho, is on his way out of the club. There’s been speculation for months about the Brazilians status. He was getting it in the rear from coach Frank Rijkaard...

Roman Abramovich has been creaming his silk boxers during twilight hours the past few weeks over the thought of acquiring the most exciting buck-tooth in futbol-landia: Ronaldinho. Only problem? Barcelona are unlikely to sell of their most prestigious name....

British sports mag FourFourTwo conducted an interview with the Ronaldinho and asked him who his top five favorite players in the world were. Ronaldinho named Manchester United star Cristian Ronaldo and AC Milan star and national side teammate Kaká....