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WednesdaySeptember172008

Long Overdue: Verizon Wireless Said To Offer Contract-less Service Starting Next Week

Maybe Verizon Wireless has lost its mind? In any event, it looks like us consumers stand to benefit. By next week, so the well-placed rumor goes, Verizon Wireless will let you use their service without any contract. That is,...

WednesdayAugust272008

Say It Isn't So: Manchester City Want Gimpy Ronaldo.

There’s something wrong with a soccer club when they continue to justify a player’s worth by dismissing the player’s current status in exchange for marveling at his past feats. It’s like trying to pitch a movie studio a script...

ThursdayAugust212008

Subscription-based iTunes On The Way?

One of the many Apple rumors that refuse to die is an all-you-can-eat iTunes subscription service. The rumor is back in the news again, with Apple supposedly toying with the idea of letting you pay $130 per year to...

ThursdayJuly172008

Cristiano Ronaldo Might Possibly, Someday, Maybe, We'll See, Play In Los Angeles

Of course there was going to be an impassioned reporter waiting at the helm of Cristiano Ronaldo’s red carpet strut yesterday, ready to ask that question we’ve all wanted answered over the last few months: “Hey Cristiano. You thinking...

WednesdayJuly162008

Rumor Alert: Robinho To Fill The Brazilian Void At Barcelona?

With news hitting the blogosphere last night that Ronaldinho had signed with AC Milan for roughly 21 million euros, the rumors have been spreading widely as to who Barcelona could and should sign. They’ve already locked five new players...

FridayJune132008

Rumors Of A New Motion-Sensing PS3 Making The Rounds

Might the PS3 be getting a new motion-sensing controller in the near future? Thats the rumor going around the Interweb this afternoon. The initial rumors suggested a controller with the ability to break apart, one with Wii-like motion-sensing. That...

WednesdayMay142008

Say It Ain't So Gio: Dos Santos Lured By Chelsea.

Mexican players are flocking to England in droves these days, and by that we mean that there are actually Mexican players in the Premiership now. Among them may be an 18 year old phenom who has already experienced glory...

TuesdayMay132008

Rumor Mill: Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Split, Dallas Rejoices.

Dallas Cowboys’ fans should rejoice if the rumors are true that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially over. We’re ecstatic because this means Tony Romo’s grandparents may weigh in on the matter and another serenade would be grand....

MondayApril142008

Ronaldinho Transferred To Where Exactly?

The internets abuzzin with news that Barcelona talisman Ronaldinho gazing towards Italy like a Spring breaker from the States. Inter Milan were considered the front-runners for about a week now, but news updates turned up reports that AC Milan...

ThursdayApril102008

Real Madrid Try To Gorge On The World's Best Players

The one thing you always hear from the richest clubs in the world is how they can virtually envision acquiring any player they damn well please. Take Real Madrid. After a pitiful outing in the Champions League, they’ve gone...

MondayJanuary282008

Cristiano Ronaldo's Mama Wants Him In Madrid, Doesn't Care That He Shags With Sunglasses

Cristiano Ronaldo’s mom isn’t shy about weighing in on her sons’ personal life. Besides managing her sons monthly hooker budget, the lovely matriarch is trying to convince Ronaldo to exchange Manchester United Red for Real Madrid white because, well,...

WednesdayJanuary022008

Reggie Bush To Marry Bootyliciously Annoying Kim Kardashian

The blogosphere is sweating bullets with the titillating news that New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush has tried to end his life asked girlfriend Kim Kardashian to be his boo. Every blog and “respected” news site we’ve checked...

WednesdayJanuary022008

MLS Rumor Mill: Luis Figo's Declining Career Headed Down The Drain To The United States?

Luis Figo suffered a knee injury a few months back and has been out of commission for Serie A club Inter Milan. The Portuguese international is nearing 35, so his rehabilitation has been sluggish. He probably doesn’t have too...

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