Derek Fisher totally fouled Brent Barry last night and got away with it. Yet, a rational being will isolate notorious kung-fu kicker Bruce Bowen and karate-choppin’ Robert Horry as the reason for this. Hell, it’s simply karma, man. And...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: Lamar Odom’s strong finish in the fourth, along with Kobe Bryant’s strong performance, helped LA outlast the San Antonio Spurs final five point push in the game. Oh, and Derek...

NBA Playoffs 2008: Kobe busts out the breakdancing basketball dribble to stun the Spurs into submission. Actually, he simply hit a clutch jump shot with 23.9 seconds to go that lead to a well-deserved comeback win. Booyah. Los Angeles...

Obviously that’s not the San Antonio Spurs to the right. But that’s probably the only charter service we’d put up with these days. In fact, remember that scene from “Major League”, when the Cleveland Indians prance out onto the...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: The defending champs weren’t going to get run out of the playoffs at home. And New Orleans wasn’t going to play well on the road either. The result is a...

When the San Antonio Spurs hit the court tonight against the New Orleans Hornets, they’ll have some extra help on their side. No, the team—who’s down 3-2 in the best of seven series—didn’t hire someone to kneecap Chris Paul....

The San Antonio Spurs suffered a 22 point loss at the hands of the New Orleans Hornets last night due to whatever it is that makes you lose by that much. We didn’t watch the game at all, but...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Playoffs 2008: The Spurs days as defending champions are steadily coming to a close. David West of the Hornets decided to lay the smack down on thick with 38 points and 14...

Dallas Mavericks’ forward Jerry Stackhouse treated San Antonio Spurs forward Manu Ginobli to his new, mixed martial arts inspired counter to a block out last night when the two went up for a rebound. Ginobli’s instinctive fetal position reaction...

You would think that nothing could have a lamer payoff than the alleged tryst Tony Parker had with a French model last year that ended with a whimper softer than the alleged bang that never took place. Well, you’d...

The San Antonio Spurs paid tribute to their Latino contingent by sporting “Los Spurs” jerseys during their game against the Indiana Pacers last night. The scoop: Fans attending Thursday’s game will be met with colorful decorations and musical entertainment...

Posterizing an opposing player, especially if it’s San Antonio Spurs player Manu Ginobli, never gets old. [YouTube, via With Leather] Check out Kaka and his lovely wife at the Armani show in Italy. Is it us, or does she...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: “Titi” gives Barcelona some extra life in the Copa. Villareal 0, FC Barcelona 1. [Canadian Press] NBA: Lamar Odom is no Kobe Bryant. Detroit Pistons 90, Los Angeles Lakers 89....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: You can’t save the Alamo when you’re on a 9 game road trip. San Antonio fizzle against Utah. Long live the spirit of that puny ass fool, John Stockton. Utah Jazz 97,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Australian Open: How do you say “ah shucks” in Swiss-German? Roger Federer loses in straight sets 7-5, 6-3, 7-6 (7-5). [Xinhua] African Cup Of Nations: Luck is on your side when you’ve got...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer Roundup African Cup of Nations: Late heroics save Tunisia, but what is more fascinating is that the game took place in a city named Tamale. Diouf was nowhere to be found. Tunisia2,...

Either Tony Parker is considering retirement soon, or he’s really sick of using condoms because the San Antonio Spurs MVP point guard has revealed that his looks good with makeup, but not so good without wife should look into...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: It’s simply, really: Casillas for Dudek means a loss. And when Real takes out Raul within ten minutes of the second half, that also means they don’t care anymore. Mallorca...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Interliga 2008: Was Jorge Campos constipated last night? He looked really uncomfortable during the pre-game commentary. Club America was the only winner last night. Morelia 0, America 1. [Univision] Orange Bowl: Jayhawk’s stun...

Having an ankle injury gives you plenty of time to devise a master plan to get those biatches back that called you a cheater. Tony Parker is suing photo-bandits X17 for reporting that he’d rendezvoused in the sack with...

With ParkOria denials of marital doom coming at a furious pace, a certain piece of damning evidence came to light. Dun-dun-duuuunn: text messages released by the home wrecker. Yes, the shorthand of the millennium might be coming back to...

The unholy union of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seems to be on its last legs. That’s because a new set has entered Tony’s life-the set belonging to model Alexandra Paressant. According to the X17 web site (the same...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008 Qualifiers: Head coach Steve McClaren took a gamble and now he’s all crapped out. Foreigners beware. England 2, Croatia 3. [Telegraph UK] NBA: San Antonio put all that Magic talk to...

Suddenly there is some crazy buzz in mid-Florida that the Orlando Magic may actually be contenders this year. Oops, we just chuckled in our boxers. Yeah they are carrying a nice little six-game winning streak into San Antonio tonight,...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Sudamericana: Club América defeat Millonarios from Colombia 2-0 to advance to finals. All ten fans allowed to attend were ecstatic. [Univision] Spain’s Copa del Rey: FC Barcelona struggle against third division side...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: So is Boston going to start whining because they win too much? Boston Celtics start season 3-0 and take out Denver 119-93. [Yahoo] European Champions’ League: A Figo-less Inter Milan cruise to...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night European Champions’ League: Liverpool 8, Besiktas 0. It was an amazing display of…wait…who the hell is Besiktas? Do it against someone we know and we’ll talk. [Goal] European Champions’ League: Real Madrid coach...

A reader sent us this list of reasons Latinos should root for the San Antonio Spurs to repeat as NBA Champs from Ken Burns Hates Mexicans (heh). While we don’t feel that Tony Parker’s marriage to Eva Longoria should...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: And the nightmare (or fun) begins in Los Angeles. The Houston Rockets break Kobe’s 45 point tear and beat the Lakers 95-93. [Yahoo] Copa Sudamericana: Argentina’s River Plate advances to semifinals after...

Toss away your ketchup stained baseball jerseys sports fans because the NBA is rolling in like a housemaid with brand new sheets. Basketball season kicks off tonight and we’re pumped. Why? Because this is our only chance to fantasize...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Monday Night Football: Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers beat Denver in overtime 19-13. It hasn’t been a great week in Colorado at all. [MSNBC] NHL: Yo, where did all the freakin’...