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MondaySeptember292008

San Francisco Politician Says Tommy Lasorda Not Right For Italian-American Festival... Is The Pope Available?

Tommy Lasorda is about as synonymous with the Dodgers as he is with [insert name of fattening Italian dish here]. So when San Francisco County Supervisor Michela Alioto-Pier caught wind that Lasorda was lined up to be the grand...

FridayAugust222008

'Member?: New Boss, Same Ol' Result For The Galaxy

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: Bruce Arena—formerly of the US National team and the new Galaxy coach and GM—got his first game ruined by the Chicago Fire’s John Thorrington. The midfielder banked in the game’s only goal...

WednesdayJuly022008

Marc Ecko Decides To Send Barry Bonds' Marked 756 Home Run Ball To The Hall After All

On a historical scale of impasses, Marc Ecko v. the Baseball Hall of Fame deciding what to do with Barry Bonds Home Run 756 ball ranks somewhere between a Congressional stalemate and you unsuccessfully arguing to get a free...

FridayApril182008

The San Francisco Giants Don't Think Jesus (Or Their Closer) Should Save So Loudly

As if the Giants didn’t have enough problems already this year with the whole lack of runs thing, it looks like they’re trying to start a holy war. Their reliever, Brian Wilson, wants to enter the game as pumped...

TuesdayMarch042008

San Francisco Giants' Pitcher Noah Lowry Is Pretty Lousy

A bad day at the office can mean a day screwed and a severe headache until bedtime for some people. But when you’re Noah Lowry, a pitching outing like yesterday’s could lead to him looking for an alternative career....

ThursdayOctober182007

Boobs Make The Truth Go Down Easier, Barry Bonds

We were excited to hear Barry Bonds’ ex-girlfriend wrote a tell-all book accusing him of taking steroids in the late nineties. If that wasn’t good enough, she’s promoting the book with a pictorial in Playboy. When it comes down...

MondaySeptember172007

The Fate Of Bonds' 756 Ball To Be Decided By Cyber Sluts And The Unemployed

Bonds homerun ball was auctioned off this weekend and that rhinoceros labeled clothing line, Ecko, bought it. Whats next? The CEO, that prankster Marc Ecko, has decided that he’s leaving it up to millions of haters to decide what...

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