Ah, it must be great to be Russell Brand right about now. We told you earlier about the Forgetting Sarah Marshall star’s <a href=”http://machochip.com/2008/10/meet-georgina-baillie-the-woma.php” shag session with Georgina Baillie, the granddaughter of the actor who played Manuel on Fawlty...

There are only a few things that we would want tattooed on our body, and they either have to do with our future kids or our love of carnitas. Nowhere near the list, or even in the same galaxy,...

Fifteeen hundred sleep scientists gathered in Kassel, Germany recently as members of the German Sleep Society (DGSM) to discuss factors that contribute to or inhibit healthy sleep. One of their findings? That sex helps you sleep better. Well, no...

For us, the best sex scandals involve famous people, kinky shit said in bed and voicemails left to the grandfather of the woman involved on national radio. MTV VMA host and Forgetting Sarah Marshall Star Russell Brand hit the...

So let’s say you’re former English pop starlet Kerry Katona and had issues with your size GG boobs. What do you do? Get them downsized to a DD of course. And what’s the best way to celebrate your newfound...

The pressure to publish is high for University professors which must explain an English psychologist at the University of Hertfordshire who aims to find out whether something called “random” dancing lowers a man’s chances with the opposite sex. But...

While some people who enjoy the comforts and company of artificial people like them a little more Total Recall and digital, there are some who like it keep it a little more old school when the values on main...

Machochip contributor and sexual tech guy, Falling Man, came to us with the idea of doing a feature highlighting the latest technological advances in the sex toy industry. At first we were a little skeptical as to what he...

We like Lance Armstrong because he’s a great symbol of perseverance and dedication. Every time we want to quit blogging and dedicate our lives to some altruistic pursuit, we dig deep into our wretched, money-loving soul, and tell ourselves...

Do you remember the time in your life when you stopped using condoms as water balloons and had to start using them for real? Well, Germany’s Peter Krause does, and he wants to make it a lot easier for...

You can imagine that any Olympic village is like the first week at some new dorm rooms in college: you’re scoping out the new peeps, trying to establish your identity and wondering which girl is going to randomly make...

Following European soccer trends, Argentina’s data crunchers have established that men are more engrossed by the play-by-play of Juan Roman Riquelme’s moves on the pitch than the slinky lingerie their wife may be wearing at home. A new study...

Not sure what to ask for this Father’s Day? Well, let Machochip introduce you to the most fun you’ll ever have with a plush toy: Teddy Babes. According to their treasure-trove web site, Teddy Babes are “Plush Girlfriends for...

As we get closer to the beginning of the Euro 2008 championships, a lot of relationships may be endangered. That’s because a new survey out says that half of men surveyed would rather watch a soccer game they deem...

So, um… how many days are you taking off work to veg out and play Grand Theft Auto IV? According to Metacritic, it’s the best game the world’s seen since ball-in-a-cup, scoring a 99 out of a 100 in...

Directing our attention to humping is a good way to start Hump Day. So we bring you Karla Edecan. She’s the cheerleader in the middle. Karla’s a lovely lass from Mexico; a cheerleader for Los Potros (a Tijuana Baseball...

Pipedream Products (NSFW), not to be confused with Wetdream Tools, released an Eva Longoria blow up doll in their collection of celebrity blow up dolls. We bet they’re going to make a butt load of money out of this...

Granted, this is mildly funny. But, we don’t really understand the Waldo inspired onesies? Explain. [YouTube, via Who Ate All The Pies] The chubby Ronaldo hasn’t entirely thrown in the towel. We’re all about miracles and such, but it...

We skipped on the Ashley Cole cheating debacle last week because we hate Chelsea FC. Did we just type that for all to see? Yes. And no, we are not Manchester United fans by default. Anyway, Cole apparently cheated...

Much like the swans returning to Capistrano, hookers’ nationwide are currently tuning their homing beacons to the site of the Super Bowl. Considering that even the nose bleeds cost upwards of $500, why not? The men willing to shell...

A David Beckham condom has been making rounds on the Chinese sex scene and they are selling like really trendy rubber semen trappers. The condoms, not endorsed by Becks, are the top selling male contraceptive in China. For Becks,...

Our homegirls at Kickette got the dish on some rather disturbingly entertaining news: Cristiano Ronaldo likes to shag with his UV protected Gucci glasses. That’s right. Last October, Cristiano Ronaldo had an on-the-pitch run in with Roma’s Mirko Vucinic...

We always knew wrestling was scripted, but the drama in Bret “Hitman” Hart’s new tell-all book makes the sport look like Sesame Street. Part Friday Night Lights, part Degrassi Junior High, the autobiography details his struggles with his abusive...