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WednesdayOctober292008

What's More Embarraising–Kerry Katona's Sex Tape Or Her Drunk, Slurring Interview On National TV?

So let’s say you’re former English pop starlet Kerry Katona and had issues with your size GG boobs. What do you do? Get them downsized to a DD of course. And what’s the best way to celebrate your newfound...

TuesdayJuly222008

Alex Rodriguez And Madonna Sex Tape May Or May Not Exist, Is A Guaranteed Prison Sentence If It Does

Following standard adultery cases involving really really famous people, a really sleazy man has revealed to the media that he has a “romping” sex-tape that involves “Material Girl” Madonna and Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. Why is the possibility of...

TuesdayJune032008

Orgy Enthusiast Max Mosley To Keep Job: Nazi Orgy 1, Formula One Integrity 0.

If Max Mosley can get away with a Nazi orgy by keeping his current job, then there’s hope for all of us who…want to have orgies and videotape them but are too scared to because we think we might...

FridayMay022008

Karl Malone May Have Knocked Up A 13 Year Old Girl Back In The Day

There’s a Buffalo Bills’ rookie by the name of Demetrius Bell. He claims to be the bastard son of legendary Utah Jazz forward Karl Malone. He never had a relationship with Malone because by the time Demetrius met his...

MondayMarch312008

FIA President Max Mosley Involved With Nazi Prostitutes. Seriously.

When Formula One racing was pummeled by allegations last year that there was rampant cheating, they decided to clear out the airways by embracing their mistakes in an effort to move forward. Current FIA president (FIA is the governing...

WednesdayMarch262008

Derby Country Manager Paul Jewell Loves To Role Play

English Premiership manager Paul Jewell is in a heap of trouble after News Of The World reported that the Derby County manager participated in a salacious rendezvous with someone other than his wife. Quite the novelty these days. There’s...

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