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TuesdayNovember182008

'Member?: The Cleveland Browns Win A 56 Point Battle Of Field Goals

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: The Cleveland Browns needed a career long field goal from their kicker, and a miss by their opponents’, to overcome a defense that blew 13 and 10 point leads against the Buffalo...

WednesdaySeptember242008

Shaq Attack Gets His Breakdancing On, Is A Puppeteer

So you think Shaquille O’Neal’s star will ever fade? He’s not the NBA commodity that he was just a few years ago and after catching a glimpse of his movie “Steel” (the flick after “Kazaam.”) this weekend on Mexico...

MondayJune302008

Arizona Children Love Their Shaq, Ask Kobe How Their Ass Tastes

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s drooping chest, the video above was bound to happen. Obviously some obsessive Phoenix Suns loving dad thought it would be a brilliant idea to videotape his kids singing the lyrics to Shaquille O’Neal’s infamous freestyle rap...

WednesdayJune252008

Shaq Not Allowed To Ask Ass-Tasting Questions Under Miranda Laws Anymore

It looks like Shaq won’t be busting through anymore doors to fight crime—legally, at least—and he has his rapping skills to thank for that. Fresh off his not-so-fresh lyrical bitchslap of Kobe Bryant, Shaq has been asked to give...

MondayJune232008

Shaquille O'Neal Discloses Kobe Bryant's Relationship With His Arse

TMZ uncovered this video of Phoenix Suns’ center Shaquille O’Neal throwing out a freestyle rap in a NYC nightclub yesterday. We thought the feud with Kobe Bryant was squashed on that 2005 Christmas matchup, but Shaq’s still ticked. How...

MondayJune092008

Shaquille O'Neal Is The Scariest Jockey In The World

Remember those Super Bowl ads with Shaquille O’Neal riding a thoroughbred for Vitamin Water? Apparently that gig is still going strong because Shaq attended the Belmont Stakes wearing a jockey uniform. No, not those Jockeys. Like, an actual little-person-that-rides-horses...

ThursdayApril032008

The Miami Heat Hold Telethon For The Disaster Known As The Miami Heat

For us, celebrities answering phones during telethons got played out after Ken Burns yelled at someone during an ‘06 PBS pledge drive for his Baseball documentary. So when we heard the Miami Heat were having members of their basketball...

ThursdayFebruary212008

'Member? A Spaniard Got In The Way Of Shaq's Debut.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: When Spaniards named Pau Gasol perfect the “chest-bump”, you know the dude means business. Lakers ruin Shaq’s debut with the Suns. Lakers 130, Suns 124. [AP] Champions League: We’d take a caveman...

WednesdayFebruary202008

Shaquille O'Neil Wants To Be Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's BFF

Every sports media outlet in America wants you to hoot and holla over Kobe Bryant’s dislocated pinkie. We don’t care. Instead, we want to focus on Shaquille O’Niel’s dislocated heart that’s been mangled by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s apparent ignorance....

FridayFebruary152008

Heads Up: Shaq Mashed Up With "Days Of Our Lives." Enjoy.

This is how it all went down during the Shaq trade to Phoenix. No offense to American soap operas, but Mexican soap operas show more cleavage and butt shots have better actors. [YouTube] Memo! No!!! Unfortunately, America has to...

ThursdayFebruary142008

Heads Up: Shaq Diesel May Make Phoenix Debut Against The Lakers

Shaquille O’Neil may have to wait a bit longer to hit the courts, which means a possible Los Angeles/Phoenix debut could unfold. See that video above? Andrew Bynum is still hurt, but we can’t wait to see this go...

WednesdayFebruary132008

Huh. We Always Thought The Big Man Code Was Not To Eat All The Chips In One Sitting.

A motivated Shaquille O’Neal is a dangerous man. So it’d beehove most of the Western Conference to tell Bill Walton to shut his yap about Shaq being done, or else he’s going to have to do something drastic with...

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