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ThursdayNovember132008

Heads Up: Shaq Is Finally Properly Used In Phoenix—As A Battering Ram

We wonder if Shaq got the technique he used to take down Yao and Steve Nash busting down doors as a fake Sheriff. [suns.fandome.com]...

FridayApril042008

Heads Up: NBA Commerical Reveals Kobe Bryant And Shaquille O'Neil Would Make For A Really Ugly Dude.

The NBA released this new commercial reminding us that fear is not an option for players particpating in the playoffs; or, that Kobe Bryant and Shaq secretly share the same brain, which would explain tons. We grimaced the entire...

ThursdayMarch272008

Shaquille O'Neil Is So Mean, Says A Hurt Pat Riley

It was probably the best thing in the eyes of the Miami Heat organization to ship Shaquille O’Neil off to the Phoenix Suns last month. His overbearing contract, along with minimal play because he was a fat lug, were...

MondayMarch102008

Shaq Diesel Rocks The Superman

He may be a fat tub of lard, but Shaquille O’Neil maintains the agility necessary to leap over two kids and turn his 300 plus pound body in midair and evade crushing someone. We can only imagine the sensation...

WednesdayFebruary062008

Shaquille O'Neal May Have To Pack Up Him Gimpy Body And Ship It To Phoenix

If you were in the market for a car, and an old Bentley with a broken odometer and even more broken parts came on to the market—would you buy it? Okay, what if it came at its original price?...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Heads Up: Now That's Just Demoralizing.

Here’s the fastest goal in La Liga history, courtesy of Valladolid’s Joseba Llorente. And if were to do what analysts do when a guy hits three home runs on opening day, we’re going to calculate this game’s final combined...

ThursdayJanuary172008

'Member? Good Goalie Substituted For Bad Goalie Never Makes Any Sense.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Last week it was Dudek for Casillas means no win. This week it’s Dudek for Casillas means no more Copa Del Rey for Madrid. Real Madrid 0, Mallorca 1. [CNN]...

FridayNovember162007

Miami Heat's Dwayne Wade Tells "Superman" To Step It Up

Looks like the “Diesel” has finally run out of gas in Miami. The Miami Heat center Shaquille O’neil has been playing as well as, well, anyone who’s going over the hill and through a divorce. His stats are down,...

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