Every telenovela has to end some time. That’s right, they don’t go on forever like “Days Of Our Lives.” They always end. Some end badly and some end triumphantly, leaving onlookers pumping their fist and screaming “orale!” at their...

The telenovela that is Cristiano Ronaldo’s career has taken an interesting turn. Daily Mail reports that Sir Alex Ferguson has been banned by Ronaldo from visiting him at Portugal’s training camps in Switzerland. Speculation is rampant that Real Madrid...

We’ve been wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo will start spending his newly acquired £140,000-a-week salary. He’s already gone out and purchased a $1 million plus Bugatti Veyron and we know his choice of entertainment (Bingo) won’t be costing him too...

Turns out Sir Alex Ferguson wasn’t mincing words when he proclaimed he’d give kid wonder—and hooker connoisseur—Cristiano Ronaldo a hefty raise if he reached the 30 goal mark. “Ronnie” has signed a six year, £44M contract [Ed. Note: Life...

Firsly, the interviewer should know that Sir Alex hates foreigners. Besides that, he probably should have reviewed some questions. Strike that. He probably should have brainstormed about what to ask: “How was your flight? Long? First time in Saudi...

That’s the hubbub around Manchester United’s showers offices. Sir Alex Ferguson is so impressed with Cristiano Ronaldo’s 23 goals in all competitions (17 domestic), that he’s told the striker he’d give him pay raise if he breaks the 30...

The Manchester United locker room definitely needs a hose turned on it. After a Christmas party that got a little too “hands on,” Cristiano Ronaldo turned to his old ways, flew to Rome and visited a strip club after...

Green Bay Packer Nick Barnett got his ass taken down by ref Jim Quirk. This guy could be the next Chuck Lidell… or LAPD recruit. [YouTube] Big Papi Ortiz says his BFF Johan Santana is definitely not going to...

Manchester United head coach Sir Alex Ferguson was spiked with a red card during Man Utd.’s loss against Bolton last week. Ferguson turned belligerent fool after a harsh tackle from Bolton’s Kevin Davies on Manchester’s Patrice Evra, and Fergie...

Paranoia is running rampant in England. If the Brits don’t qualify for Euro 2008, then all foreign soccer players in the Premier League should prepare for scrutiny so malicious it will make George Orwell say, “damn.” Liverpool captain and...

It was only a few days ago that Sir Alex Ferguson, a.k.a Fergie, was belittling his own league for allowing too many foreign players to thrive in England. He’s hardly the type of bloke who would retract a statement....

It’s that glorious time of the month again. Matchday 4 already provided some shock and awe yesterday and we’re getting riled up for some more European Champions’ League action. Sixteen games are spread over Tuesday and Wednesday matchdays, and...

Sir Alex Ferguson (head coach of Manchester United) proclaimed yesterday that England’s Premiership clubs should sign more English players. He also specified that if the idea were ever enacted by FIFA, the biggest whiner would likely be Arsenal head...

What is it with coaches nowadays making more news than the players? English Premier League team Manchester United’s coach Sir Alex Ferguson is publicly supporting a notion that more of the league’s players should be English, and he took...

You don’t really grow up hoping to be someone’s bitch sidekick. Manchester United assistant coach Carlos Queiroz revealed that he doesn’t want to be Sir Alex Ferguson’s wingman for too much longer. Queiroz told that honorable of honorable publications,...

Some putz named Kevin Reynolds admitted today that he punched legendary coach Sir Alex Ferguson in the gonads for reasons only a drunk would really understand. The court was told today that Reynolds then said: “I’m sorry Fergie. I...