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TuesdayJuly292008

Manchester United's Sir Alex Ferguson Isn't Playing Around Anymore, Will Quit If Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves

We haven’t written about Cristiano Ronaldo in quite a while without mentioning some WAG-wannabee, but an interesting story came over our RSS feed reading “Ferguson: If Ronaldo leaves, I will too.” It was bound to happen considering going to...

MondayDecember242007

Peter Crouch Has Obviously Been Talking To Sir Alex Furgeson

Wow. We thought all this “foreigners out of English football” mess blew over when the foreigners starting winning all the awards, but Peter Crouch has brought it back like sexy. This past weekend, against Chelsea, Crouch was sent off...

MondayDecember172007

Heads Up: Those Crazy Lozenges

Bryant Gumbel says shit on national television! Ok, he actually said “shin” and it was cable TV. Fine, the NFL Network, but those 17 viewers were supremely disturbed. [Mr. Irrelevant] Sir Alex is praising that foreigner Carlos Tevez for...

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