Just like a rapid pitbull, you’re really not supposed to taunt police officers in any way. Trust us, we were born and raised in Los Angeles and unless you want your ass tased or your cranium smashed in by...

We thought German and Polish relations were strong these days, but a Polish newspaper called the Super Express wanted to jettison that notion by profiling German soccer coach Joachim Low and German captain Michael Ballack and captioning them both...

Because there really isn’t enough violence on Machochip today, we thought a new episode of Soccer Violence is exactly what you need on this Tuesday afternoon. Botafogo defender Andre Luis (pictured giving the bird) was shown a second yellow...

We’re jaded with stories about soccer violence. So much so that we’re no longer stunned when looking at pictures of men trampled by police and hooligans tossing anything in sight in order to incite a raucous. Glasgow Rangers fans...

You know what’s worse than your team losing a really important game? Relegation from the first division after three years of first division play. That’s the reality facing Veracruz players and their fans after last weekend’s 4-2 defeat to...

Manchester United’s Patrice Evra threw blows with Chelsea staffers after Manchester’s defeat against the Blues leveled the tables in the English Premier League. The scuffle would be dismissed as nothing more than some post-game entertainment because we’ve really seen...

We couldn’t so much as enter with an unopened bottle of water at a Los Angeles Dodgers’ game in Vero Beach, Fl last month, but for some reason, soccer fans in Holland (and basically everywhere else in the world)...

The Offside uncovered this crazy scene at a Futsal match between Palmeiras and Corinthians in which “fans” began to hurl chairs and rocks, all the while riot police were wailing their this-is-what-we-use-to-make-up-for-size batons against anyone who even so slightly...

Soccer violence is pissing us off now. It’s bad enough we have opportunistic soccerphobic haters berating the game every chance they get, but now we’re not so sure it’s unwarranted. Argentine Clausura was marred by more violence this weekend...