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ThursdayMarch202008

Feature: Why The Dodgers' Farewell To Florida Was A Decade Too Late.

The Los Angeles Dodgers bid farewell to Vero Beach, Florida Spring training grounds this season, bound for the scorching oasis of Glendale, Arizona. But after spending a week in Vero Beach witnessing their last days first hand, Machochip editor...

TuesdayMarch182008

'Member? The End Of An Era In Vero Beach.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Spring Training: The Dodgers bid farewell to a city that couldn’t stand them the last 20 years. Catch ya later, Vero Beach. Los Angeles 10, Houston 12. [Kansas City Star] Premiership: Newcastle United...

FridayMarch142008

'Member? Billy Crystal Goes Down Swinging.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Spring Training: Billy Crystal fouled off a good pitch, was ahead in the count 3-1, but managed to whiff at the final two pitches to strikeout in his only at-bat. The Yankees lost...

ThursdayMarch132008

Houston Astros Player Kaz Matsui Needs To Relax

Houston Astros Japanese 2nd baseman Kaz Matsui provides us with yet another example of what can happen when an athlete’s exertion levels are taken to the limit. We thought Felix Pie’s twisted testicle was mesmerizing enough, but Matsui proves...

WednesdayMarch122008

The New York Yankees And Tampa Bay Rays Get Their Brawl On

Yesterday Tommy Lasorda waddles out to argue a call in Vero Beach and now the Rays and Yankees are brawling? Who says nothing counts during Spring training? Brawls and scuffles need practice and training as well, and the New...

WednesdayMarch122008

'Member? Baseball Games In Florida Are Sweaty.

Whas Happend In Sports Last Night Dodgertown, Spring Training: It was Tommy Lasorda’s first game since taking over for Joe Torre and the Dodgers lost. No worries because the fan’s won. Tommy’s tub of a belly made it’s way...

TuesdayMarch112008

Felix Pie's Testicles Tuned Up

We’re accustomed to dealing with news of the common hamstring injury, back spasm, or devilish groin pull when it comes to Major League Baseball players. What we’re not too comfortable with, thinking about, or even imagining is anything that...

TuesdayMarch112008

Heads Up: Vin Scully Names Public Enemy No. 1.

And it’s Clayton Kershaw’s curveball. The 19 year old broke a nasty curve against Sean Casey, leaving Vin Scully drooling over the kid. He might not make the starting rotation, but getting a nickname Vin is a blessing. Don’t...

TuesdayMarch112008

Machochip's In Vero Beach!

What’s up fellas (and the occasional lady). Alejandro here letting you know the big boss man has sent me out to Vero Beach to take in the 60th (and last) year of Los Angeles Dodgers baseball in Florida. I...

MondayMarch102008

Heads Up: Minor League Catcher Francisco Cervelli Breaks Wrist, Wonders "WTF, Brah?!"

This is pathetic. Tampa Bay Rays Elliot Johnson, realizing this was probably his only chance at stardom, dove into Yankees’ catcher Francisco Cervelli resulting in the catcher’s wrist breaking during a Spring training game. Aren’t they simply supposed to...

TuesdayMarch042008

San Francisco Giants' Pitcher Noah Lowry Is Pretty Lousy

A bad day at the office can mean a day screwed and a severe headache until bedtime for some people. But when you’re Noah Lowry, a pitching outing like yesterday’s could lead to him looking for an alternative career....

TuesdayMarch042008

'Member? Tampa Bay Rays Should Get Barry Bonds.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Spring Training: A 4-0 Tampa Bay Rays start to the preseason is twilight zone-ish so they should add a dose of Barry Bonds to push it over the edge. Tampa Bay 10, Detroit...

FridayFebruary152008

Johan Santana Takes The Mound For The Mets

Pitchers and catchers reported to Spring training yesterday and the Mets introduced Johan Santana everyone. Minor leaguers that will never make the bigs were on hand to drool and some sports media showed up. BatsBlog reports the awe-inspiring moment...

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