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WednesdayOctober222008

Jose Canseco Regrets Writing Book On Steroid Use; No Word On His Take About Writing Its Follow-Up

As part of a new A&E documentary, Jose Canseco tells the cameras that he wishes he didn’t write his New York Times-bestselling tome, Juiced, which told the tale of an innocent Cuban-American baseball player from Miami turned into a...

ThursdayFebruary212008

Alex Rodriguez Didn't Mean To Confuse You

Alex Rodriguez loves to exaggerate. He likes to exaggerate his worth, his ego and his talent. He also likes to commodify exaggeration when it comes to talking about how many times he was tested for steroids last year, which...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Hare And Hounds: Miguel Tejada To Lose Green Card, To Lose Soul

Screw the steroids! Miguel Tejada could see himself swinging at Dominican curveballs for the rest of his baseball career if the federal government of these United States de America have anything to say about the matter. Since Tejada is...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Roger Clemens And Brian McNamee Break Up

If you were talking to the person who sullied your 20+ year pitching career for the first time, how many swear words could you hold yourself to? In the most awkward phone conversation aired since Nixon’s Watergate tapes, Mitchell...

FridayDecember282007

Heads Up: The Coach Needs To Keep His Son On A Leash

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

FridayNovember302007

Heads Up: St. Louis Cardinals Manager Tony LaRussa Unplugged

So why are the police releasing this video of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa getting busted in a DUI so many months after? Apparently someone forgot to send Palm Beach police an autographed photo of Albert Pujols. [Sox...

FridayNovember302007

Los Angeles Angels Of Anah...Angels Owner Arte Moreno Says The Mitchell Report Will Name Names

Angels owner Arte Moreno is warning baseball fans (and alerting the media) that when MLB’s Mitchell Report comes out naming “people implicit” in steroid abuse, heads will spin. Really? Because unless it’s Derek Jeter or Johan Santana, there won’t...

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