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ThursdayJune262008

Steve Nash Organizes Charity Soccer Game, Thierry Henry Amazes Crowd With Not So Amazing Move

Of course really cool shit happens two weeks after we depart from NYC to Mexico City for the next two years. We did live about four blocks away from Sara D. Roosevelt Park—right down the street from Whole Foods...

WednesdayApril232008

Happy Belated Earth Day! Now Let's Recycle Steve Nash.

We totally thought we posted this yesterday. Anyway, this video is marginally freakish, but for the most part we were all “ooo” and “ahhh.” Nike spoofed the “Sixty Million Dollar Man” and turned Steve Nash into mannequin, fractured him...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Steve Nash To Invest In New Professional Women's Soccer League

Steve Nash is once again proclaiming his love affair with soccer by announcing that we will be an investor in the new Women’s Professional soccer league, which is set to debut in 2009. The new league will include Boston,...

FridayDecember282007

Heads Up: The Coach Needs To Keep His Son On A Leash

From last night’s Holiday Bowl, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown’s stepson decided it was a good idea to touch a live ball during the game. Obviously you can’t learn things through osmosis. [Awful Announcing] Steve Nash is talking to...

ThursdayDecember132007

Heads Up: His Name is Steve, But We Call Him Snaggs Now

This clip rules, not only because Steve Nash shows off his recently-acquired chipped tooth, but because of Michele Tafoya acting as if he just grew a second head right in front of her. [YouTube] German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn got...

TuesdayNovember202007

Baron Davis Is Totally A Soccer Fiend

Basketball stars aren’t shy about their affinity for “the beautiful game.” First, Kobe Bryant declared his infatuation for FC Barcelona’s team last year—specifically his giganto crush on Ronaldinho; Steve Nash is just short of ex-naying his basketball contract (since...

MondayNovember122007

Beer But Not Liquor/If You Want To Rehydrate Quicker

In news that would make basketball players like Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki happy (wonderfully pictured on the left), Spanish scientists discovered that drinking a beer after a workout helps the body retain liquids better than water. Also, the...

FridayNovember092007

Steve Nash Showcases His Dirty Side

Charlotte Bobcats’ point guard Raymond Felton found out the hard way that Steve Nash is obsessed with soccer. Felton left Tuesday night’s game against the Phoenix Suns with a knee injury due to a shady defensive move. It appears...

FridayNovember022007

Member? D.C.United Bust An "A-Rod" And Are Going Home For The Winter

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS Playoffs: Chicago Fire stun D.C. United on aggregate to reach Eastern Conference finals. Cuauhtemoc survived with only a few scratches. [Goal] NBA: Motown is on fire! Detroit Pistons extinguish the Miami Heat...

ThursdayNovember012007

Steve Nash Still Plays Basketball, Right?

It’s no secret that Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash is a fiend for “the beautiful game”. But what’s up with NBA players falling in love with soccer? Kobe Bryant was an all-out groupie over FC Barcelona when they...

WednesdayOctober312007

Anyone Have A Few Hundred Million To Lend Steve Nash?

Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash’s back is as brittle as corn bread, so he’s already looking towards his post-basketball retirement plans. Nash set the record straight about rumors that he was about to shell out 300 million pounds...

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