We were certain those “19-0” shirts the Patriots’ were confident they were going to wear would end up in the hands of charity. It’s about time they did. Nicaragua was the grand-prize winner and now young boys and girls...

How do we know Charles Barkley’s a degenerate gambler? Because he speaks about losing money in betting line-hypotheticals. Here he tells Jim Rome that he lost $400 K on the Super Bowl because he listened to the “pundits” on...

The game plan for coverage of Super Bowl XLII was simple: find the rowdiest New England Patriots bar in New York City and watch the game there. Pandemonium would ensue if the Patriots were to win, or the life...

Of course we knew it was today. We live right down the street from that guy who was killed by the masseuse a few weeks back, so we caught a glimpse of the crazies roaming the streets, making their...

You must really be down and out if, as a former football player, you resort to relinquishing a valuable symbol of perfection like a Super Bowl ring. Unfortunately for Ron Cox (the person in charge of blacking out his...

So here’s the deal. Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s cursed girlfriend, said she’d go topless, butt-chilling naked if her man and the Patriots lost on Sunday. An unreliable source, The Cleveland Leader, quoted Gisele as saying, “If the Pats lose,...

Where was the Mexican burro? Where was the drunken-Canadian Moose? Well, at least they included the cute and lovable pandas with stereotypical Chinese accents. If you can decipher what Salesgenie is trying to sell here, then kudos to you....

Open caption for your creative pleasure. David Tyree bows down to Eli Manning. Image [McNamee/Getty]...

We were scouring the internet for video of Patriots’ coach Bill Belichick running off the field with a second left in the Super Bowl, but all we could find was this one shot off a TV. We wonder if...

The headline on the Boston Globe reads “Imperfect,” and all across the web, Patriot fans are wondering what the hell happened last night. Like a sure-thing date who drank too much and ended up puking all through the night...

We’re no experts, but the Super Bowl ads this year were the lamest of all time. A baby spitting up and talking about trading stocks; Micheal Jackson’s “Thriller” performed by lizards; Dwayne Wade enduring an endless conversation with Charles...

Whas Happened In Sports This Crazeee Weekend Super Bowl: It was more like Hulk Hogan body slams Andre the Giant, but you get it. The New York Giants stun the New England Patriots by defeating them in the final...

In the most stunning of stunning fashions, the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 17-14, and our Super Bowl XLII champs! First thing is first, “Spygate” is completely invalid now so lets just shut up about it....

Dudes. We just got this crazy memo that the Super Bowl is today. Okay. That’s stupid. But we are t-minus two hours and counting before linebackers and second string defense ends come running out from underneath an over-sized football...

The Super Bowl isn’t just about commercials and champions. It’s also about food! Especially food you can dunk into sauces and stuff: tortilla chips, celery and carrots (if you’re lame) and some good ol’ American chicken wings. We bet...

What do you get when you mix scantily clad babes, fat dudes eating tons of chicken wings and 20,000 spectators gawking at grown men like starving orphans peering into a restaurant? Yes, it’s a night out somewhere in Texas....

It took us a moment to figure out what the hell was going on here. So we’ve spoiled a Super Bowl ad for your benefit. How so? Now you can take a bathroom break during the game or run...

It should come as no surprise to anyone that a small Brazilian town has no idea who the heck New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady is. Pele, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Cafu, Ronaldinho, etc are the only “football” names worth remembering....

We’re a bit flummoxed as to why there’s been hype over New York Giants wide receiver and loud mouth Plaxico Burress’ latest comment that his team, the one in the Super Bowl that isn’t the Patriots, would win the...

It’s funny how time changes things. We remember the 2000 Super Bowl when the upstart Patriots beat the supposedly unstoppable St. Louis Rams. Oh man, what a feel-good story that was. Now, eight years later, and the same quarterback...

How much would you pay for a hotel room that has no television, no phone, no wireless internet..and by golly, NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED on the premises? The Sisters at Our Lady of Guadalupe monastery in Glendale, Arizona believe that...

We are all hot for Ines Gomez Mont, the wedding dress seductress who tried to woo Tom Brady from Gisele at Media Day yesterday with a wedding proposal. It was all hodgepodge, but her boobs tenacity inspired us so much...

Skip the ESPN douche reporting and go straight to that soundbytes. That shrieking, eardrum drilling racket you hear isn’t Gisele talking to her man. That’s TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont prclaiming her love to New England Patriots’ QB...

Poking bears. Seems like a fun time until you have to stare into their wide open gaping mouth. In the NFL this season, we’ve seen various teams poking the proverbial bear that is the New England Patriots only to...

FanNation is live-blogging Media Day at the Super Bowl today. Pffft. And at 12:28 EST they posted the “Top 5 most ridiculous people ever to attend Super Bowl Media Day” with our favorite sports anchor Ines Sainz making the...

Tom Brady has set the record straight after a sick obsession continuous coverage of Tom Brady’s ankle led people to believe the New England Patriots’ star quarterback may be sidelined for the Super Bowl. Brady was seen wearing a...

Much like the swans returning to Capistrano, hookers’ nationwide are currently tuning their homing beacons to the site of the Super Bowl. Considering that even the nose bleeds cost upwards of $500, why not? The men willing to shell...

The Super Bowl is not only a time of high excitement, but of major scrutiny. Any slip up will be remembered in the annals of Super Bowl lore. For this reason, Machochip contributing editor Alex Ferreyra is lending a...

On the verge of playing the game that could put Randy Moss in the Super Bowl (ok, who are we kidding, he’s going to the Super Bowl), the All-Pro receiver was hit with a restraining order today. It turns...

Have you ever dreamed of showing off a Super Bowl ring, but can’t throw a football more than five yards? Well, last year’s NFL champion Colts are having a scavenger hunt where you can win one of five rings....