Wow. First of all, lower your computer volume if you’re at work watching this NSFW tirade. While this seems like a couple of benign young men at a gaming tournament, it gets pretty intense after the kid on the...

Former England head coach Sven Goran-Eriksson has always been a fun-loving guy. So when he became successor to Hugo Sanchez heading up Mexico’s national team, the Dutchman went headfirst into soaking up the language (he spends two hours a...

Looks like we have another brilliant impersonator on the loose. Homboys at The Spoiler dropped us a tip about an Englishmen named Derek Williams (on the right with an awful Beckham lookalike) who conned Mexican soccer officials into giving...

So after a 4-1 drubbing at the hands of the Argentines, followed up by a 4-0 win over the Peruvians, the captain and goalkeeper of the Mexican national soccer team, Oswaldo Sanchez, didn’t know how to feel. And as...

Even though absolutely no one thought it was a good idea to hire Sven Goran Eriksson for the Mexico soccer coach gig, Mexican officials decided to go through with it anyway. And yesterday, they presented him to the world...

Finally, someone from Mexico’s soccer camp comes out shooting the shit about Esven Goran Eriksson possibly taking over for ousted Hugo Sanchez. We’re actually glad it’s Jarde Borgetti, Mexico’s leading striker, and not some towel-boy that Univision paid 200...

There isn’t a science behind picking a new national team soccer coach. Yet, we imagine there’s a semblance of methodology the likes of searching for a wet t-shirt contestant on a Cancun beach during Spring Break: whomever raises their...

Hugo Sanchez is given 16 months to invigorate a national team that’s never seen the glory of World Cup success. And instead of providing him with ample time to mold a team (one that displayed public disdain), they sacked...

OK, it’s official. Sven Goran Eriksson’s got an eye for the Mexicans. The Manchester City boss is rumored to have interest in Barcelona youngster Giovani Dos Santos and if a deal is met, (remember, rumors), Dos Santos would join...

If Manchester City doesn’t work for Nery Castillo, then there’s always Saudi Arabia. That’s if he wants to follow in the footsteps of national teammate Jared Borgetti. Castillo started his first game this weekend against Everton and was a...

Former England national coach Sven Goran Eriksson has a profound theory concerning the impatience of FA officials when it comes to keeping their coaches. Turns out his expertise on the issue can be correlated to his time in Italy...