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FridaySeptember262008

Swedish Twin Sisters Scary, Not Sexy, And That's Just Wrong

Far be it from us to start throwing stones in glass houses. But when we first started watching this video of twin Swedish sisters going absolutely nuts on a highway in England, our first reaction was “They’ve gotta be...

MondayAugust182008

Ode To Nike Sculpture Looks Delicious

A Swedish designer/illustrator named Olle Hemmendorff created this visual ode to Nike by using the greatest damn sandwich in the history of the world as inspiration: the hamburger. Olle and seven other designers were commissioned by Nike to come...

ThursdayAugust142008

Swedish Greco-Roman Wrestler Ara Abrahamian Throws Away Bronze Medal

People claim the Olympic games to be something beyond medals and podiums, winning and losing. But for some people, winning a gold medal is all they care about. And how can you blame an athlete when endorsements, national pride...

ThursdayJune192008

'Member? Russia Dismantles Sweden In Euro 2008.

Euro 2008: We underestimated the Russians against the Swedes during last night’s game. Russia came out creating space against a Swedish team that could only sit back and defend because most of their players were ailing with either serious...

ThursdayMarch272008

Goal Of The Day: Patito Takes Advantage Of The Moronic Swedish Goalkeeper.

The announcers are bemused by the fact that Brazil isn’t winning 3-0. We don’t speak Portuguese, but that’s what it sounds like. Thank goodness Sweden’s goalie is a goof ball and Pato’s a savvy youngster. Did you notice how...

ThursdayDecember202007

Swedish Olympic Athletes Are Psychos. Nuff Said.

Deer penis soup might give athletes an unfair advantage, so Swedish duo Carolina Klüft and Stefan Holm have come up with a psychotic plan to help curb temptation for cheaters. Klüft and Holm, reigning Olympic champions in the heptathlon...

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